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cunt and cuntress

please, cunt and cuntress was my father, call me wars

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

You do the crime, you get the crime.

Now Crime Man has to have a seperate blog all on its own as well as its own following.

The plan is to eventually make a crowdfunding campaign for a Crime Man graphic novel. I’m already in talks with people who could do the art.

CRIME MAN GRAPHIC NOVEL YES

yoooooo i would buy it

Yo can someone link crime man’s blog?

@crime-man