staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room

build her a nest and fuck her in it #birdsex

stockholm syndrome doesn't exist, except for when you start liking some of the songs that play on your work radio that you would never put in your casual playlists

big airports will be like you’re actually flying from our outer space gate yeah it’s the one that’s on another planet but it’s only a 600 minute walk

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

Grace using earbuds on low volume to be polite to Rocky, who can still hear everything he’s listening to anyways and would have already told him to please PLEASE stop listening to Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls on repeat all day long, except the sound waves blasting into Grace’s head are giving Rocky the perfect opportunity to perv on his ear canals