It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Two can play at that game ...

It took real talent to use the clutch AND work the dimmer switch at the same time!

Best use for a tie.

Great morning!

You have to grow older, but you don't have to grow up.

I'm never completely useless. I can always be used as a bad example.

And distance ...

Unfortunately, they seem to be strategically placed so that is very difficult to do.

Never start with the hands ...

You always had to let the hose run for a while when you turned it on to cool the water down and to get rid of the plastic/rubber taste!

You should probably omit the word “other” because that implies that I am a rational option.

It absolutely is not!

This may be the understatement of the year.

Practice random acts of kindness always.

The two are NOT mutually exclusive. LOL

Note to Self!

This is SO hard to make happen.

Those were a lot of fun, but if you used water in them as well you would get doused when you pulled the release.