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Tommy: TUBBO CHOSE HIM, OVER ME! HE CHOSE HIM! 

Tommy: That is fucking vile Jack, I-

Jack: Can you dance like that, though?

Tommy: …

Someone on Twitter enabled this, and I’m so glad they did 😂 Clingy duo WALL-E AU but /p you know??

So listen, Tubbo said yes horns on stream earlier, and originally I was still iffy about the whole ram tubbo thing, BUT. I had a friend explain to me Captain Sparklez’s lore and how apparently Jordan is hcd to be part Ender Dragon. And you know how Sparklez “confirmed” he was Tubbo’s canonical dad and stuff? Basically what I’m saying is, Ender Dragon hybrid Tubbo.

Also, my other friend HCd that Tubbo’s hybrid features didn’t show up until the pressure he was under during Schlatt’s rule as a defense mechanism, so I took it a step further and to the left and thought about the fact that Tubbo only saw the horns and immediately tied them to Schlatt, thinking it was his influence and how he was doomed to be the “next Schlatt”. He resented the horns and hated them and himself for it, until he later realized that they weren’t ram horns at all, and that they were dragon horns that grew due to his relation to the Captain :)

“I’m rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth…)”