Jaws Theme (Disco Version)
I’ve been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of a way to articulate what I’m feeling but I am too lost in the funky shark rhythm
@xotlacueponi
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@6ooty
Jaws Theme (Disco Version)
I’ve been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of a way to articulate what I’m feeling but I am too lost in the funky shark rhythm
@xotlacueponi

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me: and I think a good soup can really make a meal. Like serving just the right soup can really accent what you’ve cooked so well.
the man who is trying to fill up his car with gas: I’ll keep that in mind
Looks like a cinnamon roll but actually WILL kill you: Rey
Looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll: Kylo
He like killed his dad
Y’all still really doing this in 2019 huh

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me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs
Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer
me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!
Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!
me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now
Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!
The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.
Therapist: Donkey Kong will not briskly walk diagonally into your house. That’s just not a realistic thought.
Donkey Kong:
archeologists: are you wearing the- 500-year-old skeleton found in the london river: the chanel boots? yeah i am
aren’t you all like….tired…of being obnoxious about the avengers

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Spidere..,
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in this house we stan simon lane
in this house we stan simon lane
                          I’m Babey
For @6ooty (They asked me as a joke but bruh moment)
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me at the crack of dawn setting up my fishing rod
What the fuck is petrified oak
Why is it scared
WHYS IT SCARED
you fucked up a perfectly good oak slab is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety