if anyone sees this pls interact, i’ve been reincarnated

am i even gay

i got 92% on my lab report....... maybe I Do deserve rights

i am going to get absolutely railed tonight by a drug dealer from dubai and i'm going to have the time of my life so long andrew

i keep having dreams about keanu reeves dicking me down and really i'm not complaining

feelin wholesome cuz i called my grandma and my dad and sent a letter to my great grandma, feelin pathetic because i succumbed to Andrew's foolery yet again

very sorry to irl friends but how much does it take to get fucked from behind. all this man knows is missionary and cowgirl and I fucking hate both. bro get creative i'm dying i wanna cum

might fuck around and buy a bag of clementines

girls don't want boys girls want john wick

i literally dont have the emotional capacity to create any type of intimate relationship except for strictly sexual but go off andrew lol

i always used to get mad about those insensitive apathetic people who would just rag on everybody all yhe time but that's me now. i'm jaded. and i'm done hearing about it chapter 2.

my residents think i'm an absolute crackhead cuz i am awake doing shit, putting up posters at 2 am buy really THEYRE crazy because. idk first years wildin

in other news i'm gonna get a nipple piercing this weekend :)

when youre supposed to care about 10 billion things that youre not a part of but you can't be bothered to even get out of bed or clean your room

if i had a virginity I would simply not lose it.