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I wish all writers who haven’t been able to write in a long time bc of depression a very I love u and I promise u will write again

Poop ☹️

so true bestie <3

We are living in the middle of what will 1 day be a high school history subject

You can’t tell anyone to go to hell anymore. There’s a travel ban.

In GTA games, you are the Florida Man.

The trains in Thomas the Tank Engine are bioengineered slaves

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB? WHY DIDNT YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

Hang in there!

Everybody who interacts with this post dies on impact

Hello im safe, exactly 5'4’’

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

:(

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

Great post guys

trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions & omens