Rick’s Sauce Stand

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Sitting under the bleachers cuz it’s hot as hell out and cicadas are buzzing an sand cranes are calling and it feels like summer has hit already

My dad has a fire stick with some quirked up pirating app that only has adventure time in “live tv” format where it’s just a bunch of recordings of episodes from when they aired live playing “live” and it’s the best dude. I can finally watch some freaking adventure time I always wanted to do that

One of the most Elite words is boobtube. Boobtube. If you’re not familiar you think it’s a parody of a porn site. But NO! It’s a word for tv! Because boob used to be slang for a fool. I love synonyms for tv. Idiotbox, boobtube, even telly. We need to keep this up, make up more slang. Slang is beautiful, to learn a language is one thing but to learn a boobtube in that language? It’s a special experience

What anime do I like even…what games have I played, and remembered….this is for one of those big drawings where people put all their favorite characters having a sleepover or whatever but lowkey I forgot everything I’ve enjoyed in the past….. no actually I do like stuff I just don’t control what it is and sometimes I roll the same thing 5 seasons in a row

Okay Pinterest is trying me rn because I’ve searched up Swordvan a zillion times the last couple of days and apparently I’ve exhausted all that’s there for me because it’s just showing me ai kings with swords and some anime dude apparently named that. You know what I’m here for man I’m ordering the same thing every time 😔

The chud and the slug: tales from the everglades

Me and my mutuals are like the items on a restaurant menu, do artichoke dip and fried macaroni necxesarily go together??? Noooo, but if we weren’t next to each other it’d be a whole different world. My following feed is the chips n dip to my life

I see a show get popular again for whatever reason and see the fans pop off and think “waow… and to think I’ve always thought of watching that….life man”

It was revealed to me in an Olive Garden by my parents that my 1st grade teacher suggested that I get tested for Autism, which is where my memory of picking out a plush toy from a basket while some lady watched me and refused to let me take one comes from, and somehow I didn’t get a diagnosis for it because instead of being autistic, I was channeling my boredom into drawing. So I think I’m probably just autistic and didn’t get labeled with it because of the big fat F on my gender marker at the time which would’ve been really nice to have known all the way back then so I wouldn’t have to feel so bad for struggling to interact and socialize with my peers my entire life. But at least I know now I guess❔

My dad keeps sending me ChatGPT links for community service then gets mad when I don’t open them……don’t piss me off…..