Rick’s Sauce Stand

Follow my main account @5-slice for more of my personal art, this account is for the wisdom straight from the dome and random other things

Used to sip the haterade, now I got a drinking problem and idgaf ✌️

What is it with all these people online and acting like Sabrina Carpenter’s music came out of the devils taint itself man, weird amount of videos forced upon my eyes where they put some other man’s (because it’s always a man’s music) above hers saying some bullshit like “saving kids ears!!” And they put a different annulment over hers, or just genuinely being so dense about that one man child song she has. I don’t even listen to her music that frequently but it’s so obvious that the problem they have is that she is a Woman who’s making music about sex and hating on men. So puritanical man, the isn’t gonna end because Sabrina Carpenter dropped an album where she’s singing about having sex, it’s so blatantly misogynistic when the men they put over her are doing…the same fucking thing….

Chimptopia would’ve been better if they were all apes trying to scrounge up rent money for their human landlord after they accidentally converted the checks into bananas, and after spitballing some ideas for quick cash they go to work at the circus as clowns and have the Glitch parody happen there

I just do anything with my money once I get paid. Granted, half goes into my savings, but the other half is for some bullshit bro. I just bought like 3 cds from an indie disco band I never heard of offa Instagram and tipped them 40%. I’m getting 3 cds and a buncha merch from them for less than 40 bucks. I don’t even have a cd player yet

Not a fan of how ‘bait’ has been used the same way as satire by people who just want to be bigoted. You’re just hiding behind a word so you can say bigoted things. I don’t think we need to make excuses for people who do this kind of stuff, if you make bigoted posts online to bait engagement or bait people into getting mad you are just wasting your life making bigoted posts man. It doesn’t take a genius to know that blatant racism is on the rise and festering online, being fed by grifters and gambling sites making ads and shit. We can just call it what it is without having to play mental gymnastics on why someone said something racist to ‘bait’ people into mad when the outcome is the same either way

Istg if I see one more sniperspy or sniperscout image I’m going to rank every single ship and put them in ultra hell, just nasty behavior putting together the only skinny white dudes together…and even when forced to think about the dynamic of either of them I’m bored af 😭

I miss berdly. When chapter two came out I was so sure he would come back as a playable party member. Then chapters 3 4 and 5 came by and I’ve yet to see it happen. Le sigh. I’ve no idea if I’ll ever get playable berdly

Okay if Asriel is revealed in game and he’s skinny I’m just ignoring that lowkey bc that hyper death form only looked that way because it’s a CHILDS design for their super awesome overpowered persona and he was definitely using the “how to draw manga” method of drawing bodies too religiously okay 😭

This is controversial but I genuinely hate most salads. Yeah dude, give me a bunch of bullshit and don’t do ANYTHING to it, just mix it up and add a sauce. It makes me sound like the most stereotypical lard-filled American ever but I can’t help it, I don’t like eating most raw vegetables and I don’t like much dressings aside from ranch. When I discovered I could just eat cooked vegetables (at age 14 mind you) it all got so much easier, and you know what I’m blaming diet culture for that.

A few days ago some little 8 year old child walked into the store I worked at and did the fucking DoorDash fluoride stare at me and FLIPPED AROUND HER PHONE TO SHOW THE ORDER???? Child was unaccompanied btw and just took the food and left