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❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"

✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"

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5ullets

mom : what can i do to makw you NOT hurt yourself

me : let me use my phone constantly.

mom: oh vut see that phone is what making you hurt yourself, if we reove it we effectively instanrly heal u like snap of finger

me: aha but see i am alreasy going through your bag for my antidepressants

5ullets

No it's funny this was made a month before I attempted

gokusclit

HELP like immediately when i hear “it’s for the girls and the gays” i know whatever it is is gonna be dogshit

gokusclit

“Why do straight men act so gay with each other haha” bc they find gayness to be funny and feel the need to emasculate each other even when it’s on a friendly level. Do you have any other stupid fucking questions to ask me

contemptible-scoundrel

[eccentric fop voice] it would seem our guest would fancy a proper fapping tonight! oh jenkins, be a chap and fetch the fine porneaux, would you?

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pidgefudge

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

Fuck I remember when I was a horny fuck like six months ago and now Im trying to find funny stuff on Tumblr and it's all just porn. How do I fix this

#going crazy

druidshollow

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

5ullets

Me

little-miss-rasputin-pageant

having chronic pain is just like. ur sitting perfectly still doing nothing meanwhile the space above your head keeps flashing -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

pukicho

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

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Oh fuck yes invite the man with chronic pain and fully relies on a cane to move to go EXPLORE FUCKING MOUNTAINS shit what a good Fuckingidea huh

#piece of shit #chronic pain

ohhh but see drug addicts should get to live too

#

#yes this is real #oh but what if they go back to drug abuse!#can we just make rehab free #eithwr way #thats one last thing on their mind #we should be feedding people okaay #thats what our taxes are for #we should be feeding tje homeless #the drug addicta with frothy mouths #the drug addicts thar drink booze and do ketamine #the drug addicts that scream and make a fuss and get other people scared #feed people.

mom : what can i do to makw you NOT hurt yourself

me : let me use my phone constantly.

mom: oh vut see that phone is what making you hurt yourself, if we reove it we effectively instanrly heal u like snap of finger

me: aha but see i am alreasy going through your bag for my antidepressants

"did yu always have thus stutter?" b-b-b-b-bitch yu think mental hispotals got the wand of speech impediments

" did u experienxe any suicidal thoughts while we were assesing you" fuck you think constant means jessica yes i did now look at my scarred wrists and tesr me bitch

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