HOW WOULD MADNESS COMBAT CHARACTERS LIKE THEIR COFFEE?
HANK: Does he even drink or eat? Does he think? If he ever did drink coffee, he would prolly eat straight coffee beans.
SANFORD: He would not even drink coffee, he would eat the sludge from the coffee maker after it's made coffee, like the sludge the machine produces after you make coffee is how he would eat it.
DEIMOS: Coffee mixed with his cigarette butts, straight black but mixed with his cigarettes is the best way for him to drink his coffee.
2BDAMNED: Cold, black coffee. He forgets that he makes coffee sometimes because he has to deal with patients all the time, but black coffee with 1 sugar cube in it at least for an extra boost.
SHERIFF: Drinks instant coffee boiled on a campfire you he can pretend he is as cowboy as he says he is (he's not). His coffee always turns out to be shit but that's okay.
PHOBOS: MUST have the LONGEST order known to man, like venti triple shot arabica with non fat milk, 10 scoops of sugar and pre-workout and it MUST be in the most perfect temperature or he will KILL you.
CHRISTOFF: He drinks at least 5 coffees a day just for the love of the game. Espresso with 2 sugar cubes, and a small amount of creamer as well
HOFNARR: He likes his coffee the sweetest out of anyone, he needs that sugar (no he doesn't). Has at least 4 sugar cubes, peppermint creamer, a small dose of milk, and maybe ice if he feels like he wants his coffee faster.
CRACKPOT: Makes something called the heart stopper. It has 12 shots of espresso mixed with every monster flavor, every red bull flavor, every 5 hour energy flavor, and the most sour candy as well, mixed with pre-workout (he doesn't even work out). It's said to kill even Hank, but Crackpot is unaffected by it.
AUDITOR: He needs his coffee FANCY as shit. He needs the most expensive coffee beans made in Nevada, brown sugar, almond milk, cold foam, and a nice fancy creamer, it takes his assistants forever to perfect his coffee.
