where do the ducks go

Context: they ate the candy from the gift basket, not realizing it was for the Captain from his husband and then filled it up with shit they hoped he’d like.

I love this so much

I just warmed my 90s heart looking at this!

What the fuck would you even do with a vhs copy of monsters inc

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

Whoever had the idea of putting hundreds of top athletes with social media and wifi in the same village over the course of 2,5 weeks, deserves a medal. 

also: we could try killing fewer preschoolers. 

This guy’s gut instinct was that any amount of preschoolers being shot dead annually is normal.

Someone needs to notify Ray Romano. 

History in a nutshell