second star to the right

oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace

#derek is literally so smart guys#people can fight me on this#i mean sure this seems common sense but like#in the heat of the moment?#how many people would make that mistake#not fucking derek hale#derek hale knows many languages and invests his money#derek hale could probably give you a quick refresher on whatever book you have a test over that day#whether you’re in high school or college#derek hale is sharp as a fucking tack#don’t pull that derek hale is an idiot shit on me

instead of having unnecessary conflict between arts & humanities and STEM majors we should all just team up to bully the real losers: people who go to police academy

idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it’s so uncomfortable and awful and i’ll never willingly do it if there’s literally any other option

I can’t hear you over the sound of one half of my otp deciding to risk everything for the other even though they haven’t even kissed yet

lol there are soulmates and then there are saltmates where u and another person have an unbreakable bond by being salty abt the same things 

same.

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me