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me 5 minutes ago….

How the Global Warming Stole Christmas

The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

2015 has beedn my “Recovering from 2014″ year, and im so excited to enter into 2016, where i will be turning a new leaf and Recovering from 2015

I hate when textbooks try and throw in a dry joke stfu we’re not friends just tell me what i need to know and bounce

college is like when you go from 1st place to 11th in mario kart because you slipped on your own banana

Y’know when people use the Tolkien quote “Not all those who wander are lost” as inspirational.. It’s just.. That line was referring to Sauron’s evil servants being around in Middle Earth.. Not about your boho journey to South Cali in a rented minivan..

I’M SCREAMING

this is still my favorite post lmao

You’re doing a great job. You don’t hear that enough. But you are.

*holds it together on the streets, has an existential crisis in the sheets*