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for years it used to be that the only funny media reference to lawyers you could make was Phoenix Wright. now we have Better Call Saul, which makes 2 funny lawyer references you can make

The nuclear family setup is so stupid. We should all live in interconnected tunnels with our friends.

my favorite relationship is the one between humans and dandelions. in childhood we instinctively blow on its little fuzzy seed carriers. we take the role of the wind, we help the dandelions in a crucial part of their lives, and in return we get a wish and a moment of happiness. this is how nature is meant to work. we are just as unaware of our goodness as the honey bees are, pollinating the flowers 

This is forever hilarious lol

at least i look better than prince philip