everyone's a critic

let’s be ugly as a community

I need to see some size reference

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she is beauty, she is grace, she got her feelings hurt 42 times today

U kno sometimes u just gotta eat some garlic bread and move on

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight  gf: yeah they are me: you know who else is beautiful though?  gf: *blushes* who  me: luigi 

[Goofy Voice] Why the HYUCK you lyin

new hotline, who bling?

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

exfoliator but for my brain so I can scrub out the trauma

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what