Bitches love flowers

who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

it really is funny tho how u dont see tumblr "influencers" like can u imagine someone rolling up to a 5 star restaurant and expecting a table without a reservation and a free meal cause they made a post that said "I Are Gay" ? like i would riot

@ginger-ale-official what do you even look like bro???

I look like this: >:^) (very cool)

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters to help me fall asleep

hoes mad