addie

“if i was in Love Island i would just chill in the pool” you have no idea what atrocities your human heart is capable of

for my birthday…… heh…… i’m getting an AC unit installed

If I didn’t have a ship in the back of my mind at all times I’d probably kill people

also i’m not a fan of the equation pink+bow+hearts+eyeliner+tight shirt+shag haircut=woman it really does seem like maybe if Jax knew how to dress cute he wouldn’t have abused ppl.

Number of times there has been two identical bald people at work that I ended up lowkey flirting with because I had good energy with one of them and thought they were the same person: 2

I’m getting too old for this bruh I tried watching the Among Us show and all I could think was I would NOT let my kids watch this 🤨😤