hi, your head's on fire

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

ferdinand hodler, the dream of the shepherd

It was like I was waiting my whole life to do something terrible.

my mirror image

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

too many catnip mice, too little time.

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(