big yikes

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

Tumblr may be a little slow rn. It is currently experiencing 8 people at once!!

tumblr PLEASE stop recommending me Sasuke’s Morgue

it took 25 seconds for this to load so i could reblog. the website is having a volatile reaction to the sudden influx of new users. we are witnessing a hostile defense mechanism.

relapse time

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

0h god he’s the demon of knowledge i knew it

at least nobody here is horny for count olaf

Every time I see this post I forget how it ends and it sneaks up behind me and steals my spine.

that baby gonna come out as a smoothie

cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it

i am gonna do it

don’t do this