ive never done cocaine but it doesn't look like it does anything. People act different after they snort it but they could have acted that way before. Because of free will

are we supposed to just live like this. anything could happen ever.

*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

it’s loving fat women monday!!!!

it’s loving fat women tuesday!!!!!

it’s loving fat women wednesday!!!!!!

it’s loving fat women thursday!!!!!!!!!

it’s loving fat women friday!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s loving fat women saturday!!!!!!!!

i love you purple i love you lavender i love you lilac i love you wisteria i love you violet i love you mauve i love you periwinkle i love you amethyst i love you

maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you'll feel better

How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages

just my opinion but I think the heart emojis should just be one emoji with a color slider so I can have any color heart I want. I would like a lavender one please

greatest post online

When limp bizkit comes on at the bowling alley and you unleash hatred upon the pins.

i need to meet her

I love how yokai range from “You smiled at me a little bit so now I will kill you with my razor-sharp hair.” to “Hey man, heard you were feeling down on yourself again so I thought I’d drop by and do a funny little dance.”