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Given that I haven’t been getting too much money from comissions, I’ve decided to give adopts a try! So here it is! Merdopts part one of ??? For $15 you will get a high resolution png of your adopt without a watermark (I accept payments through paypal), and for an extra $10 you can get a more seriously drawn, flat color drawing of your adopt! 1- OPEN 2- OPEN 3- OPEN Message me here, send me an ask, or hmu @mrshellfish-beach if you’re interested.

Horrible traced his hands over the letters, enjoying the smell of heated wax pressed onto each envelope. Fingers ghosted over the stamp, and smushed down into the wax. He carefully sealed the Rickadel insignia over each envelope, maticulous and precise. A smile crinkled his eyes, having to pause every few moments just to breath. When was the last time he produced a massive size of such an experiment? Too long. Each letter was riddled with microscopic nano bots ready to bury themselves in their victim’s skin. Horrible chuckeled, he was a God, and these mortals deserved no less than to become a part of his dream. The letters contained mini holovids of various Rick and Mortys in selected torture, methods he’d recreated. Have to keep his reputation intact after all. He scavenged the multiverse for months, examining each possible participant in his experiment. Now, as he sent off the letters, Horrible was practically giddy with excitement. So close to perfection. The letter read as such,

“Dear Selected Member of the Multiverse,

You and many others have been selected for special characteristics you exhibit. Inside this particular packet, you will find various methods and levels of torture. This is a lottery, and for the purpose of this experiment you have been chosen as “The Wolf”. All others are considered sheep and you must choose how they die. Each member is given a number without identification, so please press the options for each vid and place a number on each one.

After you have completed this task, we formerly invite you to the banquet to celebrate, discuss the results of the experiment and how it all ties in with your selection. We hope you see you soon.

{Address link} “

Horrible tapped his fingers on his chin, the nano bots would ensnare them so to be able to monitor each participants vitals. For the purpose of this experiment, each victim is given the same letter, hailing them as "The Wolf”. Unfortunately for them, they were selecting a range of torture levels they would have to escape depending on the number and torture method they selected. He realized back into his chair and shut his eyes. They would be forced to participate either way, his nanobots had a gps locating device. If they didn’t come to the, “Banquet”, he’d come get them himself. “…And so the sheep jump into the Wolf’s mouth so willingly….” He muttered.

So after a little over a year I finally have a laptop again! And I have like 75 entire cents to my name, so I decided to open up commissions! I just realized I mispelled commissions on the banner kill me Will do:

gore

nudity (to a point)

OCs (with descriptions and/or ref images)

portraits

Body refs

shading

Multiple characters (+$10 per extra body)

Fanart

Basic gifs

Won’t do:

Porn

Furries

“How drunk are you right now?“ 

"Well that was unexpected." 

"Have you ever even done this before?" 

"I just want to cuddle.”

“I can’t even look at you.”

“What happened to you?”

“Don’t you dare.”

“I missed you.”

  “Request denied.” The officer droned coldly, the sound of his boots clicking against the smooth atrium floor echoed off the tall ceilings as he neared the lazing Rick. This guard Morty didn’t quite look like the others– sure, yes, the uniform was the same, but there was something about the way he carried himself that held a sense of purpose and superiority. This was no ordinary Morty, and the theory was only proved once he slipped what appeared to be a small blaster out from under his coat and lined the crosshairs up with the lazing Rick.

“You might be fooling them, but you’re not fooling me,” He began, his visible eye narrowed as he held his chin high. “And while I personally could give less of a shit about what (or who) you pretend to be, I need your help. You’re being blackmailed. Help me, I won’t spill the beans, and you can go on your merry little way. Don’t help me? Well..” the strange Morty gave a dry chuckle. “You don’t have to be a genius to figure that out.”

★ You’d have to understand how played out the whole concept of gun point was to him. Once upon a time it would have been intimidating, convincing even. But it’s happened so much that he is certain the familiarity goes beyond just simple immunity. Our faker stood, eyes lazy from the onslaught of sleep as his thumbs hooked into his coat pockets. “—you’re really gonna shoot me.”

So too was his tone dry and convex, monopolized. “–oooh, more original idea here, Morto. Skin me ala Buffalo Bill and make a Rick suit, make yourself a–a–a touch more intimidating.” He’s an asshole but he’s not stupid. He won’t come closer, he’ll wait for Officer Patchy to come to him. “–y’know, Morty, I’ve played this game before. Done the whole–leverage criteria–and gone back once or twice.I-I’m the professor when it comes to blackmail, Junior. ”

Indie Rick and Morty RP blog

★ There were no stars on citadel. There were screens, lights that would illuminate during predetermined day time hours, die off for the night. But there were no stars. No big or little dippers, no constellations. Just the mockery of a few choice pixels on a domed over roof. It was one of the many things he came to loathe about this place. It was so artificial, so pandering and juvenile. Yet, despite everything. There he fucking was.

He lay over a bench that rested in what was known as the atrium, the drop off point that separated the self and about twenty light-years of space dust by a hair’s margin of glass and metal framing. An ugly orange of clouds and cosmic radiation lie outside. Tonight he’d decided was his last night. Tomorrow he’d be back on board with his life’s research. He had already picked the Rick who was next on his off list, the next life he’d be stepping into like a showman’s hand in a puppet.

part 1 can be found  here.

“ WHAT COMES NEXT? ”

❝ Insane! ❞

❝ I’m so blue… ❞

❝ You were mine to subdue! ❞

❝ I’ve got a small query for you – ❞

❝ What comes next? ❞

❝ Do you know how hard it is to lead? ❞

❝ Awesome, wow! ❞

❝ Do you have a clue what happens now? ❞

❝ It’s much harder when it’s all your call! ❞

❝ Don’t come crawling back to me. ❞

❝ You’re on your own… ❞

“ WHAT’D I MISS? ”

❝ You ready for more yet? ❞

❝ The sun comes up, and the world still spins. ❞

❝ Now the work at home begins… ❞

❝ So, what’d I miss? ❞

❝ I wanna give you a kiss! ❞

❝ I’ve been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies… ❞

❝ I guess I basically missed the late ‘80s. ❞

❝ I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this. ❞

❝ Can you get us out of the mess we’re in? ❞

❝ Where have you been? ❞

❝ Headfirst, into the abyss! ❞

“ CABINET BATTLE #1 ”

❝ We shouldn’t settle for less. ❞

❝ Don’t act surprised. ❞

❝ Welcome to the present. ❞

❝ Would you like to join us? ❞

❝ How do you not get it? ❞

❝ Yeah, keep ranting! ❞

❝ You think I’m frightened of you, man? ❞

❝ You’re mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine! ❞

❝ Damn, you’re in worse shape than the national debt is in! ❞

❝ Hey! Turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits! ❞

❝ Such a blunder… sometimes it makes me wonder, why I even bring the thunder. ❞

❝ You wanna pull yourself together? ❞

“ THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS ”

❝ And all he had to do was die… ❞

❝ I guess I’m gonna finally have to listen to you. ❞

❝ Hate the sin, love the sinner. ❞

❝ Decisions are happening over dinner. ❞

❝ And here’s the pièce de résistance! ❞

❝ No one else was in the room where it happened. ❞

❝ No one really knows how the game is played. ❞

❝ We just assume that it happened. ❞

❝ I know you hate him, but let’s hear what he has to say. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t you like to work a little closer to home? ❞

❝ In God we trust. ❞

❝ You got more than you gave. ❞

❝ I wanted what I got. ❞

❝ You don’t get a win unless you play in the game. ❞

❝ You get nothing if you wait for it. ❞

❝ We dream in the dark, for the most part. ❞

“ SCHUYLER DEFEATED ”

❝ Sometimes that’s how it goes. ❞

❝ No one knows who you are or what you do. ❞

❝ They don’t like you! ❞

❝ You’ll always be adored by the things you create. ❞

❝ People think you’re crooked. ❞

❝ I’ve always considered you a friend. ❞

❝ I swear, your pride will be the death of us all. Beware, it goes before the fall! ❞

“ CABINET BATTLE #2 ”

❝ The only person you have to convince is me. ❞

❝ Now is the time to stand! ❞

❝ Hey, and if you don’t know… now you know. ❞

❝ You must be out of your goddamn mind! ❞

❝ Uh, do whatever you want, I’m super dead! ❞

❝ Do we not fight for freedom? ❞

❝ Frankly, it’s a little disquieting. ❞

❝ You would let your ideals blind you to reality? ❞

❝ Have you an ounce of regret? ❞

❝ Where do we draw the line? ❞

❝ So quick-witted. ❞

❝ Daddy’s calling. ❞

“ I KNOW HIM ”

❝ I’m perplexed. ❞

❝ I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do. ❞

❝ That can’t be! ❞

❝ That poor man, they’re gonna eat him alive! ❞

❝ They all look small. ❞

❝ Watch them run. ❞

❝ They will tear each other into pieces, Jesus Christ, this’ll be fun! ❞

❝ Good luck! ❞

“ BURN ”

❝ I saved every letter you wrote me. ❞

❝ I knew you were mine. ❞

❝ I thought you were mine… ❞

❝ Be careful with that one, love – he will do what it takes to survive. ❞

❝ You and your words flooded my senses. ❞

❝ When you were mine, the world seemed to burn. ❞

❝ You have ruined our lives. ❞

❝ I’m erasing myself from the narrative. ❞

❝ You have torn it all apart. ❞

❝ The world has no right to my heart. ❞

❝ I’m burning the memories. ❞

❝ I hope that you burn. ❞

“ WE KNOW ”

❝ What is this? ❞

❝ Is that what you have? Are you done? ❞

❝ ‘Virtue’ is not a word I’d apply to this situation. ❞

❝ I can almost see the headline, your career is done! ❞

❝ I hope you saved some money. ❞

❝ Do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? ❞

❝ Is that a yes? ❞

❝ Whaaaat? ❞

❝ Yes, I have reasons for shame. ❞

❝ Rumors only grow. And we both know what we know. ❞

“ YOUR OBEDIENT SERVANT ”

❝ I am slow to anger, but I toe the line. ❞

❝ Now you call me ‘amoral’? ❞

❝ If you’ve got something to say, name a time and place. ❞

❝ I have the honor to be your obedient servant. ❞

❝ I am not the reason no one trusts you. ❞

❝ No one knows what you believe. ❞

❝ Here’s an itemized list of thirty years of disagreements. ❞

❝ Sweet Jesus. ❞

❝ Hey, I have not been shy! ❞

❝ Prepare to bleed, good man! ❞

❝ You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. ❞

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered