What if I used this hellsite again?

im OK with having a physical form only when lesbians compliment me

hi my name is straightguy contractor and this is my wife blondehair interiordesign and this is our hgtv show, gentrification

I’m honestly waiting for a show where the wife is the contractor and the husband is the interior designer. I’d watch that! #FuckGenderRoles

no offense but how do you manage to miss the point of a post this badly

the domain penis.com is available for two and a half million dollars

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

how come i cant be evil in video games? how come i have real life guilt over video game decisions 

just found out i suffer from loving too much. it’s incurable 

new decade new milfs lets get it fellas

fam what the fuck

s/o to sapphic girls with defined jawlines, broad shoulders, cold hands. s/o to girls with bony elbows and knees who feel like no one will think theyre pretty and soft and want to cuddle with them. s/o to every girl who doesnt fit the mold of short, soft, skinny, white sapphics, who think they wont be loved and welcome in the wlw community. youre the bomb.com and girls will love you just as much, i promise!!

s/o to girls with fat dicks!!!!!

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

strong contender for post of the decade