🥀

When u chillin n u remember u will never be good enough or a first choice to any person you’ve ever loved 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️💦💦💦

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

She broke that shit down so beautifully

women are masterminds and i love it

I need it to be known that I have not once but twice destroyed an entire male friend group by doing this

you guys are weird lol

this is how i know none of yall have ever talked to boys irl yall think we’re a bunch of machiavellian shadow lords tryna dominate each other with power plays and shit that you can undermine by tryna fuck the shy one when in reality we all just make jokes about jerking off and talk about dragons. bunch of fucking nerds on this site i swear to god. you fuck the shy guy we’d be hyped as fuck cus my man deserves to get it!!!! my boys love each other!!!!

fuck it!! life is short! tell people you love them!!! confess to your crush!!!!! take a nap!!!!!!! throw yourself into the abyss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you a lace or velvet person?? mountains or fields?? paperback or hard cover?? rose bush or fruit tree??

if you read this you’re cute no take backs

do u ever want to tell your parents to shut the fuck up but u remember that ur a coc (child of color) so thats out of the question