Glass

Warlocks have a variety of patrons. From fel creatures to spirits, from lost artifacts to gods. Yours is very different. Somehow, your patron is Earth's military-industrial complex.

More specifically, Lockheed Martin's "discontinued" fusion reactor research...

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

600 years ago, magic was discovered, and now all these years later it is so commonplace that everyone knows how to cast a spell. However, the spell everyone knows how to cast is the same one, since no one has ever figured out how to cast anything except a simple shield.

This is the whimsy we all need

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

I'll do this in in real life when talking, just out of nowhere using the technique of "One, holds one finger up one"

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

This is one of the main ideas behind my world of Sector 37 and its a shame we don't see it often in the wild.

Magic is a non-renewable resource. The only reason modern scientists had considered it a myth is because the wizards of previous eras eventually exhausted it. That was until an oil rig breeched an untapped reservoir by accident.

Ok so im stealing this one

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw