Carry On, Ive Lost My Mind.

Not glad that two seperate people have found my blog via the scrampire mpreg post and then the most recent thing I said was that Luigi was fucking Peasley with his nose

struck by inspiration for a "sorry kitten, daddy is" shitpost. but sick of the kitten-daddy dynamic

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

Please stay

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

just wrote a thousand words for one of my books for the first time since my overly critical creative writing professor killed my motivation and faith in my writing last semester

Yay!!!! Also shitty prof sorry M :(

For half a second I thought that this was an obituary

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

Sidewind is a synomym for twist off

@paravian-girl

@a-confused-firefly this seems like your thing

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

No one has ever made money

I have three pebbles in my wallet. Check mate

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

THIS!!!! Oh my god lovies I get so so happy when i get to hear yap sessions about The Interests