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not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing

do you ever get confused about where your mental illness ends and where you being a piece of shit begins ?? like am i just being difficult or can i really not do that

I feel like I am being held hostage

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

He doesn’t blink through this entire thing

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

STOP 

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

I AM DEADDDDD LMAO HES ALL “LETS GO LESBIANS”