vagiina2

iim 2ollux.

D—> It is a pleasure to meet you

iim not all that great two know.

[sext]: i wanna play that booty like the bongos

if anyone knows whos an alpha its the dude of time aka me so lets just drop it and accept my word as law

can ii be the alpha dave?

youre the first sollux to ask so sure why not

2weet.

nepeta remiind2 me of that broadway productiion that iinvolved human2 dre22ed a2 cat2.

:33 < not sure if this is directed to me but i dont even dress like that anymore 

nah ii meant the other nonexii2tent nepeta that ii follow.

if anyone knows whos an alpha its the dude of time aka me so lets just drop it and accept my word as law

can ii be the alpha dave?

you made me thiink of bee moviie and now ii hate you.

why would you do thii2 two me.

you made me thiink of bee moviie and now ii hate you.

an opiiniion cant be wrong. what2 “wrong” ii2 your exii2tence.

becau2e thii2 ii2 the iinternet.

Now that’s a proper business hug.