2 Pervs and a Tablet

Every time I see this I just quietly message it to a selection of people who are Never Grateful Enough

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

“WELP”

@foxyfandoms

I’m proud to live in a world where the Furry fandom has positive representation in the form of a fursuiter being a world champion in one of the worlds biggest gaming tournaments.  

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

#pure

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

I want me some TROPIWE titties too!

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

Crack a cold one with the boys - XXX edition

When you tell him to go slow but he finally gets the tip in

I’m choking

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny

Real Friends

When you’re trying to go back to your problematic dick appointment that got you addicted to crack but your best friend stops you