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a family can be you and your 300 chrome tabs

“the big bong theory” he thought to himself. smiling, he looked up at his jimi hendrix poster and, for a moment, it looked like jimi was smiling back. his eyes began to well up with tears.

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

I was a member of a 60-person dance crew in Jacksonville. We were called Dance Dance Resolution: We Resolve To Dance. One day, Donkey Doug and I got into a fight because I’d framed his girlfriend for boogie board theft, so he started a new dance crew called Hashtag DougLife and immediately challenged us to a dance-off. He said, “Meet us inside the abandoned orange juice factory at midnight.” That night, as the clock struck 12:00, me and my crew came together with a determination we had never shown before and slashed all their tires. It was dope. The end. By Jason Mendoza.

*feels nothing* minimalism

#*feels everything* rococo baroque (x)