2AM

so a guy walks into a bar. has a fucking sip

Me to a 5 yr old: so how do you keep your skin so clear??

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

God bless white people. Home girl just starts fucking chomping here teeth. Like what?

wtf kinda irl chain chomp

LMAO SHE STARTED EATING HER BREATHING SPACE

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

Get you a gurl that’ll suck your tongue. It’s lit.

Your Throck?

This post is Cursed, Darksided, Wicked, Demonic, Not of Christ, and Evil

you have thrussy in your url

SOFT AND GOOD