Firestarter~

And yet people don’t think retail workers should get a living wage. I’ve literally gotten a five cent raise myself.

8 cent raise right here

my direct manager had to fight the district manager for two months to get me a six cent raise

the idea that people nowadays are more sensitive and easy to offend than they were in the past is such horseshit. people used to throw hands if you stepped on their shadow and calling a person a coward was legally justifiable grounds for them to challenge you to a duel with pistols.

They had public executions Harold

Dude

This is natural art.

I will never surrender “xD” 

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

wish i was snuggling not struggling

The working title really ought to be Playing In The Dirt For Magical Purposes,

Some people piss their pants to cope, Sharon.

Eldritch monster duo and neighbors form group of Concerned Citizens in response to the sky getting the munchies.

If no one is really who they say they are, then what’s the fucking point in introducing yourself?

Everyone is miserable and so busy convincing each other that everything is fine that nothing will ever get better.