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I'd never been scared of my own drawings until now, wtf are they gonna run into down in the depths of Hell

I was beamed this information by Toby in a dream trust

Was thinking what exactly M!Dess would be called but lowkey he could get away with still being called December

Setting him up for failure to steal him all for himself trust the plan

shoutout to @TORNIQET on twitter for the terrible idea

Why do you think she has so many MREs around her room

Dess prolly has canonically done this at least once to him realistically speaking

probably the one person he ever told this to before he left the mortal plane.

Can't wait for Monday (to either play her or be disappointed), either way she cool.

horrible, someone please object at their wedding on my behalf.

shoutout to that one pixel animation of the Knight playing the guitar in the snow by @duxer_zee on twitter

No amount of looksmaxxing can fix him, no amount of zinc can undo the genophage.

Togore my beloved little creature, 5 million dollars be granted to you

If you're anthropologically inclined count how many symbols you recognize and their meanings, all relevant to his character.