Two Chomphuahua Archive

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(( Okay okay–the muses are mercreatures. MERCREATURES. And imagine this–they communicate in just clicks and growls and echoing sounds and singsongy noises and otherwise physical means like waving and nuzzling. askbanditshyguy is a Spinner Shark (3M) askmudtrooper is a Tiger Shark (5M) And little Reine is a Blacktip Reef (1M) I think the other two are just baffled that there’s a shark THIS SMALL out there. ))

(( Cheesus. I’m done. Done. Here is the ‘Alpha Rex’, or ruler, of Kingdom Chomp! Reine! In an AU where after one REALLY drunk night and ranting about the state and treatment of Chain Chomps, Reine accidentally began a following. She disappeared for 5 years while rumors of a kingdom of only Chomps began to arise in that time. She made the public announcement of such a kingdom, with her as the leader, at an official gathering of nobles. They reside in the mountains, where they hold claim to being the biggest exporters of quality ore and metals. ))

(( This film is Reine ))

(( She just wanted to get some much needed sleep ))

A good ‘ol chocolate bar or a spicy orange peel truffle? Whip up that sweet imagination~ And don’t forget–get an ask, give an ask.

(( Lily still won’t be back for a while, but here’s a silly cute to tie you guys over. I like to imagine Reine as the sort of parent that totally ‘encourages’ stupid things–like trying to teach Lily to hunt at 3 years old–but completely shuts down and panic whenever something wrong happens. Lily did not drink soda again after this ))

(( i’m actually crying right now, thank you so much! I love it!! ; w; ))

“As…odd as that sounds, considering who…Jester has never been malicious. He’s…harmless.And I…can’t just walk away knowing someone needs help.”

Night has fallen upon the castle but though the day had been filled with smiles…the Pup has inexplicably begun to wail and shriek! What can you do?

A bit of a sad little thing, glitched actually–though she couldn’t remember why. It’s a good thing her life doesn’t depend on her remembering anymore…

She can’t answer over her loud munching and happy grumbles.

She shows off her puppet-chomp plush with a few more playful growls. She can obviously speak, but seems to be refusing to answer…

Oh my! It looks like some strange 4-year-old Chain Chomp has awoken in the unfamiliar Flower Kingdom Castle. She doesn’t seem to know where she is…Should you approach?

@askthegrub, did I do it right? :’3c

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