see how it shines

Control is so good bc it's like: what if there was a big fucked up building? And I'm already on board, but then they're like what if the fucked up building was full of fucked up objects? And I'm like holy shit baby I'm already sold. And then they're like wait. You didn't even let me tell you about the people in it. And by this point I'm already deliriously horny but I say okay go on and then the game is like yeah so the people? Fucked up too. And then they flash typography at you that's so fucking stylish you get lightheaded and swoon. That's what Control is like. And it owns

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

happy first day of pride everyone

happy belated first day of pride month

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy