see how it shines

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of