23 For Short

WAIT

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

Yeah dude. Girls are number one.

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

god please

from the bottom of my fucking heart. how are we supposed to live under these conditions.

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

*when you find out your mutual is cute as fuck and you find their selfie tag

When you find your homies prostate.

Can everyone who's mean to me just get fed to the beast omfggggggg

I hate name tags for workers and I hate customers referring to me by name. My name is reserved for sexy bitches only

Florida pisses me off because they have the coolest flora and fauna of the continental US but are like "we must destroy these marshes and shoreline to build shitty suburbs that will sink below sea level in 10 years anyway because if Harold can't see the water from his back window he will shit himself to death."