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Yes, Iâm on a break from writing, but I feel like I need to chat about the absolute dread of reading so many fanfics. Whether itâs a ship or an x reader. You realise youâve read nearly all of the works that appear under said tag, so you have to wallow in hell trying to scroll for one that you haven't read, or you just re-read the ones youâve already read, but it doesnât hit the same.
IâVE DONE THIS WITH SO MANY CHARACTERS THAT IâVE JUST ACCEPTED IT AND TALK TO MYSELF THAT AS SOON as I'm off my break, I'm going to write for all these characters.
When Riddle became a 4th year, he instated Deuce as Housewarden. Two weeks later, Ace challenged him for the title and won. A week after that, Deuce challenged Ace and then won. This back and forth has gone on the entire year. When one is Housewarden, the other is Vice Housewarden. They both have to go to every meeting because it is expected they will swap soon enough.Â
Deuce's rule is stricter than Ace's, but his punishments are always very lenient and situational. He makes a point to reinforce all of the Queen's rules- but he teaches them more like suggestions rather than a necessity. And in any case, Deuce doesn't quite remember all of the rules himself.Â
Ace's rule is very hands off. He'll help if he's asked, and he'll solve conflicts if they get out of hand. However, he leaves much of the students of Heartslabyul to their own devices. Under him, rules are only enforced during events in which the fourth years visit. Unfortunately, he is still under risk of getting collared if Riddle finds out just how lenient he is.Â
- Savanaclaw
Jack was given the title of Housewarden after Ruggie became a 4th year. Ruggie had been Housewarden the year after Leona graduated, with Jack as his vice. As a Housewarden, Jack imposes much more will on his students than Leona ever did. He's very direct and clear in orders, and is willing to punish those who break the rules. However, Jack is also all about self improvement, and will help anyone in need of it. Think Riddle, but mellowed out.Â
- Pomefiore
Epel was chosen as Housewarden at the beginning of second year. He is Pomefiore's greatest poison maker in the last century, and the captain of Spelldrive club. As a housewarden, Epel is very accommodating. He understands how Vil's influence helped him, yet also occasionally harmed his growth. Therefore, he chooses to let his students behave as they please, just so long as they follow basic decency. If he has to, he does step in. He pays close attention, so rarely does anything escape him.Â
- Ignihyde
Idia's Vice Housewarden had been a third year, so they had graduated together. Thus, Idia told his students to figure out the new Housewarden via who could crack a file he left the fastest. To no one's surprise, Ortho won. As a housewarden, Ortho is much more hands on than Idia ever was. With the knowledge of every bit of technological usage on campus, Ortho can monitor his students closely. He runs the dorm like a company of sorts, and helps every student grow in their skills.Â
- Diasomnia
Silver was chosen as Housewarden after Malleus left campus, and after him, Sebek. Sebek wants all of his students to succeed. He also wants all of his students to serve under the great Malleus Draconia as guards and servants. Therefore, the students of Diasomnia are often told to train rather than complete chores.Â
- Ramshackle
Yuu has not found any real ways to get home yet- only theories and ideas. However, they have, fortunately, become quite accustomed to Twisted Wonderland. They are known as the magicless Prefect of Night Raven College, and are a bit of a celebrity on campus. Ramshackle became an official dorm, so there was a flood of new students in second year. Yuu has retained their title of Housewarden, as when they are challenged, the champion they call to stand in their place is more often than not Malleus. Grim is living his best life- a successful student with lots of food and new henchmen. Although Yuu is treated like the sole Housewarden, due to their shared enrollment, Grim is also Housewarden of Ramshackle. The Ramshackle dorm is based on a spirit of adaptability.Â
Synopsis: Yummy polyamorous sex with the hideaway trio. 𼚠Sub!Clive x Dom!Jill x Dom!Cid
TW: none. Pure fluff + smut.
Word count: 1,475
Sorry if the lingo is a bit awkward. I kind of have a hard time writing it. Especially since this was my first FFXVI fic too.
âHah⌠itâs too big⌠wânt fit.â Clive rasped. Jill caressed the left side of his hair. âAwh, canât take it, big boy?â Cid laughed as Jill inched inside with her strap. Following suit to Cidâs cock half-way in.
âYouâre such a good boy, taking us so well, Clive.â Jill honeyed through her assault on his body. Kissing every inch of his neck, arms, chest, stomach, everywhere but where he was most vulnerable. Clive gripped the sheets like a lifeline. Holding onto the little glimpses of sanity left.
âS-shit.â Cid horsed, Clive was tight, if anything, but it was certainly much more sensible because Jill, too. Everything felt overwhelming for all three of them. It was hard to not appreciate the sight both Jill and Cid had in front of them. It took everything in them to focus and continue moving in Clive.
âWhatâre you waiting for? Y-you can move now. I can handle it.â Oh Clive, what a sweet puppy, he put on a show so they can move. âHey, Jill, yâthink he can handle it?â Jill glanced a smirk; thinking of the same thing. âWell⌠only one way to test that.â
As they moved in synchronization, Clive clenched the bedâs frame. âOh godâŚâ Jill began to massage his leg, and held it close. Almost halfway up her shoulder. Cid took time and force to ram into Clive. Making him ravage out; it took everything in him to not close his legs. Which would have been difficult with Jill practically harnessing his leg.
âI might start understanding what you find âcuteâ now, Jill.â Cid teased, as Clive glanced down; embarrassment flushing his face. âRight? His eyes are so prettyâŚâ Jill continued. Clive was used to roughness, albeit a bit tough with two ramming in and out of him, but being dotted on? A new terrain. (Jill doesâ but I believe Clive had a lot of one-night stands and not a lot was Jill)
Clive reeled his head back, gasping, heaving heavily; barely began and he was already in shambles. âI guess he bit too big of a bone to chew, yeah, Jill?â Cid egged; noticing Cliveâs disheveled state. âN-no, not true⌠jâst⌠getting used to you two now finally moving.â A bluff. A see-right-through bluff.
Jill chuckled softly, leaning in, not moving, but closing in on Clive. Lifting his leg over her shoulder, finally. âWell, Mr. Tough Guy, if you crack this easily Iâm not sure weâre going to make it far before you break.â She mused. She was dangerous when she understood how to handle him. Clive had been wrapped around it since he could remember.
She hadnât moved the strap, but the pressure of her body closing in, made Clive impossibly hot. Sweat glistened his skin, peering out to them. Cid dug out his cock, and rammed it carefully back in, with a little more effort and speed. Cliveâs breath hitched, and Cid made no stops as he started to play with his right nipple.
It was the first noise to spew out of Cliveâs throat. And surely not the last. âA-ah! A little rough, eh?â Clive tried smirking, with slimmed eyes narrowing at Cid. âI thought our big boy could handle it, startinâ to regret âyer words there?â He slyâd as he kept bruising Cliveâs nipple.
Jill was kissing his forehead, whispering sweet nothings in his ear. Clive barely registered it all with so much stimulation; he could be close, but it was hard to tell. He was on the brink of crying, and asking for more, but he needed to prove it to them that he could. Right now? He wasnât.
âJill⌠let me kiss you.â Clive demanded. As he earnestly closed his eyes as their lips crossed. Jill took no hesitation to lead the kiss, as Clive had a hard angle to kiss her. As she leaned in closer, raising one of her legs on the edge of the bed to make it easier for them to kiss. Cid lightly slapped Jillâs ass to move, as Jill glanced at Cid with a look of mutual agreement. As she continued to kiss Clive, she gripped his hips and softly rammed in him. Clive scrunched his eyebrows, shaking a little from the overstimulation.
âLift up yer head, Clive.â Cid instructed, as Jill broke the kiss with a lock of her tongue swirling around his, Clive messily lifted his head up to chase her lips. Cid angled his body over Cliveâs to adjust the pillow behind his head. Making it more comfortable for him, and easier for their kiss to ensue.
Jill inched forward, making Clive shiver as the strap burrowed inside him. Softly gripping Jillâs arm, he pulled back into her lips. Masking his noise with her tongue. As her tongue explored every crevice of his mouth, Cid started to assault his thigh with kisses. As they both methodically moved in sync, slowly sliding in and out, Clive was tipping over the edge.
âMove faster⌠yâre killing me here.â Clive instructed with hefty breaths. Jill nips at his collarbone, âpatience, darling. Weâre only beginning. No need to rush. Enjoy the moment.â Jill mumbled into Cliveâs skin, almost engraving her voice. Cid grips Cliveâs thigh; spreading it a little wider.
âI dunno⌠maybe we should give the pretty boy what he wants. Letâs see how long itâll take before heâs ruined. I give three minutes. Tops.â Cid cocks his head with ego, egging on, as Clive sighs shakily. As much as Clive would like to prove the statement wrong, dead wrong, obscenely wrong, embarrassingly wrongâ it might be right.
âDonât tease him, Cid. Heâs the one taking two dicks.â Jill leaned back to jab Cidâs right arm. Jill grazed her nails over Cliveâs abs. Quivering muscles tenses under her. âSâgood for us, Clive.â She cooed as she angled her hips to ram in him. Cid following pursuit.
âFuck!â Clive mewled, gripping the sheets once more with more force. Noises spilled out more easily when they began picking up the pace. Cliveâs face glistened with sweat; his bangs fluttering over his eyes. Sticking to the sides of his forehead. Jill peppered kisses on his thigh, as Cod gripped his other, while trailing shapes.
They both enamored as they watched Cliveâs bliss. âYes, shit, yes! Keep going, right there, please donât stop!â He vocalized his pleas for them. âDidnât even last twoâŚâ Cid chuckled softly to Jill. âWell you take two people up your arse and see how you fare, Cid.â Jill smirked at him. âTouchĂŠ, love, touchĂŠ.â
A few more deep and slow thrusts by them both made Clive feel backwards. âGod! Hah⌠hah⌠hahâŚâ Clive panted. As Cid and Jill helped him by riding through his high, spurts of cum plastered itself on Cliveâs chest. âMy, what a handsome load from a handsome hunk!â Cid gently pulled out of finishing on his own in the next few moments. âFuuuuck⌠you take us so well, big boy.â
Jill rested Cliveâs leg back down, grabbing a cloth from the nightstand, gently wiping him down. âOur Clive did more than just âwell,â he was amazing.â Jill peppered a few last kisses on his chest. After cleaning him up, he rose up to snuggle them both. âNext tâme; Cid's the bottom. Think I didnât hear âya cocky comments? You wonât be too much after you take my cock.â Clive took a small bite at the bottom of his ear.
âOw! Down pup, I only meant it as dirty talk. You did fine. Sheesh⌠sensitive are you?â Cid sneered playfully, as Clive deadpanned. Jill chuckled a bit as she rubbed the back of Cliveâs gruff hair. âI think we all need a shower and properly rinse off the gunk left over from our love-making.â Cid grumbled, not too keen on taking such a late shower, but knew not to tell Jill no about hygiene. Clive kissed her softly, as he got up, âI agree⌠Iâm headed there down. You two can follow whenever. I stink.â
Cid and Jill both followed their favorite puppy to the shower. Each took their time enjoying the warm water trickling their hard work down the drain. Cid got done first, headed off to the bed theyâve made a scurry to love on. Not bothered by the sheets being dirty. Clive joined soon after. Plumping down on the same spot he was, a little grimaced by the dirtied sheets but too tired to care to do anything about it now. Jill was the last, and clearly most well-kept of the three. She took the right end of the bed and cuddled around Cliveâs arm. As he snuggled his head over hers. Cid wrapped his arm under Clive and rested his head on his shoulder. They quickly succumbed to sleep not long after.
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also really want to make a sub vil schoenheit fic because why not. that man was MADE to be pegged. maybe mirror sex? overstimulation? hair pulling? definitely milking him FOR SUREEEE
You had the audacity to break up with The Vil Schonehiet. I hope youâre ready to pay the consequences for your impudence.
This was self-indulgent because Vil is literally perfect and I wanna ruin that fine shyt.
Fem!reader x Vil Schonehiet
Boy, did this man know how to unnerve your mind. His pettiness knew no bounds; one might guess heâs hurt you broke up with him. The Vil Schoenheit, undone by a simple relationship. (He would want to say hookup but heâs too emotionally invested, you fake idgafer) At least itâs what he downplays it as. âThey were to only pass the time, nothing less, nothing more.â
It didnât cover up his late night yearns over your last texts as a couple being stared at for the millionth time. Cursing himself for getting so attached, after all he had far better things to prioritize than his hurt pride. Sure you got awayâ but it was you who lost.
At least itâs all heâs been telling himself so he doesnât feel like shit. It was you who broke up with him, too!!! That was not how it was supposed to go, he was going to break up with you, but he couldnât. You took away his limelight and he was not happy.
A lot of started with him just bundled up in festered frustrations. Who did you think you were?! Do you realize that youâre literally letting The Vil Schonehiet go? It wasnât fair, you seemed fine, so why is he the one rotting?
Vil was the definition of hot and cold. One day heâd snare at the very presence of you, damning you to hell with just a glance. Then the next⌠well, heâd let you sit near him. Resting his head on the back wood of the trees, occasionally giving you some advice about your current worries. He was almost unpredictable but a certain hunter knew him inside out more than him, sent a little birdie saying he missed you.
Vil despised feeling like this. Not because he didnât deny he was hurt, but because he couldnât do anything to shake off the nerving annoyance that other people now had a chance with you. Heâs not jealous; especially because heâs the golden standard, nobody can rival him.
Although you were so giving, and easygoing, willing to let your heart guide you to wherever it drew. A tinge of envy sprouted itself in young Schonehiet, wishing to taste that freedom, to also enjoy letting go. Itâs why he chased you in order to court you to be his girlfriend.
Now that you let go? He couldnât carry the same regal energy that he did before. You were his undoing, but heâll never speak of it. Heâd rather die before letting go of his pride. It wasnât fair, you cut it off saying he was too exhausting. That heâs overly critical, and only paid attention to her bad sides.
He wasnât wrong, you really did need to get in shape and learn to properly care for your skin! Only the best intentions made him so passionate to make sure youâre at your best. She spoke with understanding that she did, but a wilt of self-consciousness made her insecure. âVil⌠I know youâre only looking out for my best interest, but it just felt like I was a project to critique.â
Yeah that went well over Vil. A borderline argument insured the moment you decided to even confront Vil about his antics. You could understand, so why is it such an issue? Vil didnât quite understand, because he didnât, you knew you had to break it off. He was so stubborn at times where it made you feel like you were losing your mind.
It was hard, but you knew that if he didnât? Youâd go insane.
The first two weeks didnât feel like a bother to either of you. You were shocked you werenât getting hammered about breaking up with him from everyone. Youâd think certain people say youâd lost a great asset, a perfect villa for a posh life. Other certain people would berate you for just thinking you could. To Vil?! Absurd. You really had lost your mind.
Yet, nothing.
For him, people knew to never get on his case. Expect for one socially adept hunter, who just haaad to give his inputs to Vil. âRois De Poison, dare I say, your heart has grown soft. A tiny hint of poison has fallen on our Queen!â It took everything for Vil to not kill him right then and there.
It sucked for more Vil than you, but itâs because you had time to adjust, youâre the one who broke up with him after all. Of course youâre alright. He dare not say it, but he was in shambles. Really, where do you get off? Blasted for how you made him feel. Somebody of his fairness should not be condemned to feel so rotten.
Whenever you two crossed paths, he was either scorning you to the point where if he could, he would scorch you down to the bareness of the earth. His glare became 10x more intense, truly poisonous. âHere to blotch my mood with your presence? You havenât tainted me enough? You just had to show up and gnaw at my peace?â
Yeah, Vil was not handling you breaking up with him well. He was downright pissy. You fought to retaliate, maybe make him take back how offensive he is, but heâd just turn tail and go in the opposite direction. His pristine visage scraped the ground with such eloquence it made you rethink how heâs so vile inside, or how it felt.
Iâm probably never finishing this so you guys can have this unfinished draft I had sitting in my drafts for almost a year. I love Vil a lot but I could argue this is a little too ooc for me to finish. I might just redo it. Because I love the concept of petty Vil. đ¤Ą
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I think The Apothecary Diaries might have to take spot #1 or close to it for "anime I would show someone who doesn't watch anime and is wary of it."
It's interesting and engaging right away and is an all-around good story
there's next to no "anime bullshit" (like boob antigravity, screaming while running at someone, overpowered fights, character archetypes, "winning through the power of friendship", harem dynamics... That kind of thing)
It's not heavy on the Japanese culture references that a Western audience couldn't understand without some weeb research
Does a good job of showcasing anime's strengths: telling hard-hitting stories in an approachable way with lovable characters
Has a little bit of what makes anime unique and fun, in doses that probably won't scare away someone who's new and wary - ie chibi moments, Maomao's cat ears, etc
TAD has kept its momentum better than Spy x Family, which is another contender (imo) for top spot in this category; it's less violent and arguably starts quicker than Dungeon Meshi; it builds momentum quicker and is less violent and more modern than FMAB or cowboy bebop; it's more playful and immediately engaging than Frieren. Not that it's necessarily a better or worse show than any of these on the whole (that's a different post) but boy is it good for beginners.
Obviously, which anime people should start with will depend on their interests, violence tolerance, anime bullshit tolerance, access, sub/dub preference etc, but I'm just saying I've shown this to a few people who were brand new to anime and they loved it đ
I wish the Apothecary Diaries would give me some kind of blunt indication that Maomao returns Jinshi's affections and isnt just putting up with them because he's her boss.
Like I love the series, and I'm a huge romcom fan (shoujo manga is my bread and butter). I'm 100% ready to be invested in this ship.
But when the shows contains a lot of themes about power dynamics and the way class & gender intersect with that, and then the female lead does not express any interest in her boss's non stop advances...idk. It just does not mix well with the rest of the story for me.
I do like that last line that can be interpreted 2 different ways ("yappari kirei" could mean "it [the stiches] really are clean" or "he [jinshi] really is beautiful") but come on. I need more than that to be ok with the kind of stuff Jinshi is doing to her.
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Vincent went through all the effort of sleeping for 30 years to ÂŤatoneÂť when he could have just gotten into BDSM. Oh, youâre afraid of your monsters getting out of control? Get a dom to discipline you. You want to be punished? A good dom will do that for you.
Though this post is meant as a joke, I do genuinely believe Vincent would benefit from being in a dom/sub relationship. Thereâs my initial reasoning above, and also it would mean Vincent would have someone looking out for him and making sure he takes care of himself, because this man neglected himself for 30 years in a way he could only get away with because of his freaky immortality. Vincent wanted to punish himself to atone for what he considers to be his sins, and without his friends and meaningful connections he would probably regress to that state of mind.
In a dom/sub relationship, Vincent being ÂŤpunishedÂť would go from self-neglect to a meaningful connection with a partner he feels safe with. If he starts viewing himself as a monster, he can comfort himself with the knowledge that he can be tamed by his partner.
Though mostly I just want to see Vincent be dommed gently
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^ Pictured above: Wingboi on his knees, where he belongs. That's the face you make when your crush isn't paying attention to you.
Sephiroth's ukeboi energy in Rebirth is off the charts. đ¤¤
"ur heading to the Gold Saucer with ur friends? Oh⌠okay. But don't forget about ME!"
"look I skewered a big snake for you, Strife-senpai!"
"look I can do a handstand!"
"notice me, Strife-senpai!"
"noooo don't look at Aerith and Tifa, look at me, Strife-senpai! im ur best gurl!!!!"
"don't forget about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!1!1!!!"
Oh, and my favorite bit from OG FFVII? Sephy boi literally cosplaying as Cloud Strife's love interest just to get his attention:
idk, maybe he's just jealous of Cloud getting all the pussy? ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
"but, but⌠I'm confused. seffy is a dom, don'tcha know?"
bro spends all of his time post-insanity brooding over Cloudy not paying enough attention to him, and you seriously think he's the dominant one?
seffy boi tries SO HARD to beat Cloud with every trick in the book (gaslighting, killing one of his closest friends, going Jenova super saiyan) and STILL FUCKING FAILS to win...
and
you
think
he's
a dom?
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đŤ hate sex, sub (a bit switchy. bratty?) floyd, femdom, objectification(?), denial, riding, facesitting, 69
đŤ this takes place during the lost in the book with stitch event! this one is more recent but i was writing it during a huuuge writerâs block and it may or may not be obvious. also i know in the event they canât take off their clothes but i really donât care. sorry i like guy tits. anyway!
You were beyond frustrated.
Getting stranded on an island was already annoying enough, but everything else was just piling on; what the hell do you mean there are aliens? Sure, the little blue one was cute and helpful and made the bungalow to sleep in so you didnât have to get eaten alive by mosquitoes any more than you did, but he was also so energetic and so exhausting⌠and the other alien was flat-out just trying to rid you and your classmates with robot sharks. Absolutely lovely.
You were also tired of fruit already. You normally loved it, but having it with every meal each day was just rough. Your jaw was sore from chewing coconut, your tongue felt raw from eating pineapple, and you had no taste for more berries and fish. You just wanted a nice steak at this pointârare, so it would be easier on your jaw.
And more, youâve felt more pent up than you thought was necessary after a few days. Normally when you were on vacation, you would just take care of yourself in the shower if you needed. Here, you have absolutely no chance. None of you were supposed to wander off alone, especially you, being the only one without magic to fight for yourself, so that was off the table. You couldnât sneak away because someone would eventually find you, whether it be Gantu and his shark bots, one of your schoolmates, or Stitch. You didnât feel comfortable doing it late at night, either; what if someone hears? How could you even clean up afterwards?
Again, beyond frustrated.
The outfits that everyone were put in certainly didnât help. You didnât think you would be one to stare, but you really couldnât keep your eyes to yourself. It was like that book was just taunting you when it did it. Did Riddleâs shirt have to be tied up like that? Put up just enough to make you want to pick him up by the waist and carry him off to who-knows-where?
Admittedly, you had originally thought your sights would be set on Jackâhis outfit really didnât leave much to the imagination⌠however, most of your attention was drawn to Floyd.
âŚHas he always looked like that? Sure, youâve seen his arms during his basketball games, but (pardon your vulgarity) when the fuck did he get massive tits?
How does he even hide it? Is it just because he wears baggy shirts? Are you an idiot? You feel like an idiot.
You really couldnât help your staring, or your mind wandering. You silently cursed the universe for it. Why it had to be right now that you see him, when you canât even do anything about your frustrations, you had no clue.
Yet another night rolls around and you have to sit by the bonfire again, you have to force your eyes to stay on the flames again, you have to constantly bounce your leg in your seat to distract yourself again. You hadnât said a word in what felt like hours, but it wasnât much of an issueâeveryone else filled in the silence just fine.
Even as it grew later and some of the others slowly trickled back into the bungalow for bed, you stayed put and quiet. You, Floyd, Lilia, and Ace remainedâthe usual night owls. The other three continued to entertain each other, and sand eventually ended up getting thrown at Ace. Normally youâd laugh, but right now you actually couldnât give a fuck about your surroundings.
Only when it felt like your eyes would take damage did you finally tear them away from the fire⌠and immediately to the sand. It really felt like something was wrong with you, you just could not think about anything else. You wanted to see how heâd look with his wrists handcuffed to your bed (or even behind his back), how heâd look on his knees, how heâd look in bondage.
You wondered if he would be good at eating pussy. He looked like he would be. Or maybe not. Maybe youâre just delusional. Maybe you could teach him how to, if he doesnât. Maybe you could teach him until itâs all he ever wants to do, to bury his face between your thighs, to slowly circle his tongue around your clit just the way you like.
You shifted slightly in your seat on the makeshift bench (it was just a log, but whatever), you could almost feel his tongue on you. You squeezed your thighs together in an attempt to fight off the dull throb between them, the mental image of your hand in his hair burned into your brain. How much longer do you have to be stuck on this island like this?
Youâre just curious is all. Youâre just curious as to how heâd react if you rode his dick even after heâd already came, how much heâd squirm if you just sit there and edge him until he canât even properly speak, how heâdâ
âSo ya stare at me almost the entire time weâre here, ânâ now ya wonât look at me?â
Floydâs abrupt voice forced you back to reality, your attention snapping up to him from across the fire. You immediately realize Lilia and Ace were goneâwhen did they go to bed? You didnât even notice.
You blinked at him, silent for a few moments. You thought you were being discreet enough. Still, you donât really care much to fully deny it. How do you even respond to that?
ââŚI dunno.â you eventually murmured with a halfhearted shrug. You looked him in the eyes, and you still couldnât stop yourself from imagining them welling with tears of pleasure as youâŚ
Man, you really need to knock it off. Maybe you should schedule a therapy session soon, this canât be normal.
He giggled in response, a wolfish grin on his face. âWhat, dâya want something?â
Yes. Obviously. Is he stupid? No, heâs not, he probably knew. He totally knew. You wish you could go just one day without something poking fun at you. Fuck that book, fuck the universe, fuck Floyd. For the love of all things holy, fuck Floyd.
âNope.â You tried to play it all off, you truly did, but it just wouldnât work. Of course, that only made him want to prod even more.
âYour poker face sucks, Shrimpy.â he drawled.
âI dunno, your necklaces.â you lied. Curse your pride. âTheyâre dumb as hell and theyâre loud and jangly when you move.â
His humored snort irritated you to no end, but you still managed to keep a straight face. âReally? I think theyâre pretty cool.â He glanced down at the array of necklaces dangling from his neck and brushed a hand against them, just to hear the clanking of the fake pearls.
âTheyâre not.â Really, they looked like something youâd buy from a party store. You think, at least. You canât really remember the last time you went to a party store.
âShould I take âem off, then?â He then bunched the necklaces in his hand.
âNo,â you replied almost too quickly, âjust saying theyâre stupid.â
And of course, Floyd just ignored you and pulled them up over his head anyway, giving you a better view of his body through his open shirt. Okay, now thatâs just mean. Is he making fun of you? He has to be.
Your eyes flickered down to the necklaces tossed haphazardly on the sand, your hands fidgeting in your lap. You didnât know if you wanted to pounce on him so you could fuck him or so you could throw him into the fire.
You swear your mouth was going to start bleeding from how much you were biting the insides of your cheeks.
âYouâre mad if I donât wear âem now.â
It had absolutely nothing to do with the necklaces, and you knew he knew that, too. âI really donât care.â
âThen look at me ânâ tell me what the problem is.â
You wanted to roll your eyes until he suddenly snapped his fingers to try and get your attention back on him.
The pure disrespectâyouâre not a dog. Heâs more of a dog than you ever will be, and youâll put a leash on him to prove it if you have to.
âSnap at me like that again and youâre losing your fingers.â Truly, you didnât have the patience for that tonight. Or any night.
âAre ya gonna bite âem off? Scary.â His sarcasm made you want nothing more than to shut him up in any way you could. Choke him, gag him, sit on his face, cover his mouth, anything. Just take a deep breath and calm yourself. âCâmere so I can hear ya better. The fireâs too loud.â
Oh, for the loveâ
âFine.â You then stood and trudged around the fire so you could sit yourself next to him on that uncomfortable log. Stitch could build an entire bungalow, several blankets, pillows, even sleep masks all from scratch, but he couldnât make a few couches or chairs out here? Really?
âNow,â he hummed as he leaned against your shoulder, âwhatâs got ya so mad, Shrimpy?â
It would probably be a good idea to shove him off, but your thoughts were a bit too obstructed right now. âIâm not.â
âSeem mad to me. Are ya mad at me?â You could feel his eyes burning into you, though you still stared at the sand below. Just donât pay attention to him or his head on your shoulder.
âNo.â you mumbled through gritted teeth.
âThen whaddyaââ
âJustâjust this!â You abruptly pushed him off and grabbed a handful of his shirt, giving it a harsh yank. You blatantly ignored his sharp inhale of surprise and his widened eyes. âWhat the fuck is this? You show up in this and I just have to try to act normal?!â
Floyd was silent for a few beats before a toothy grin slowly stretched on his face. ââŚSo thatâs what thisâs about?â
âYes,â you hissed, âthatâs what thisâs about. When the hellâd you even start looking like that? Have you always looked like that?â
âLike what?â
âYouâyou know how!â You just wanted to absolutely throttle him right now, and all heâs doing is smiling and snickering.
He grabbed your wrist and moved it to push your palm into his chest, and all you could pay attention to was how easily your fingers sunk into the flesh. Fuckâs sake. âLike that?â
âObviously.â You didnât hesitate to give a tight squeezeâyou really didnât have a reason to restrain yourself anymore.
Floyd visibly suppressed a wince, his fingers twitching around your wrist. âI meanââ
âI donât actually care.â Your hands continued to aimlessly wander around his chest, his torso, his arms. Maybe you were overwhelming him, you werenât paying much attention.
He never stopped you, though, so thereâs that at least. âGot handsy quick, Shrimpy.â he mused as you squeezed and felt around his shoulders.
âShut up.â
ââKay.â And then he swatted your hands away and slid himself onto the sand, his fingers hooking around the waistband of your shorts.
ââŚHellâre you doing?â Despite the irritation in your voice, you still lifted your hips to aid him in tugging your shorts down. You werenât just gonna not do that and blueball (Bluepussy? Blueclit? Whatever) yourself.
âWhatâs it look like? Iâm shutting up.â He kept eye contact as he guided your thighs apart before leaning in, using his teeth to grab the edge of your panties and tug them down. He didnât bother to look and see what the book had decided to put on you, and neither did you. It couldâve been the best lingerie youâve ever seen or the ugliest pair that youâd find at an old thrift store, you didnât know nor care.
He lazily pulled your thighs onto his shoulders. It wasnât much longer until his tongue slowly dragged over your clit, and you were unable to stop your body from tensing. His tongue felt weirdly soft and longâis that just a merfolk thing? Oh, who cares, it feels good.
The moment your hand slid itself into his hair, he immediately dove in. His lips latched on and he gently suckled on your clit, his tongue swirling with newfound vigor in a way that had your hips involuntarily squirming against his face.
âF-fucking slow downââ you managed to gasp out before slapping your free hand over your mouth in an attempt to stifle your own choked moans and squeals. You really didnât want to wake anyone up, even if they were inside the bungalow.
Floyd deliberately disregarded your words and let out a small hum against you, the vibrations making your thighs clamp around his head. Despite your earlier thoughts, you couldnât exactly tell whether he was actually good at it or not; he was just doing whatever he felt like, no organized movements. It worked, at least.
Your orgasm was building a lot quicker than you wouldâve liked. You tried and tried again to tug him back by the hair, yet he refused to let up. His hands grabbed onto your hips to hold you in place, his tongue keeping its steady pace. You were just about to cum, until he stopped altogether.
He pulled away with a taunting chortle while you twitched and squirmed from the unsatisfying denial.
ââŚDickhead.â You planted a foot on the center of his chest, shoved him onto his back and kicked some sand at himâjust for good measure.
You didnât give him time to respond before plopping yourself on top of him to straddle his hips.
âWhat, whaddya gonna do?â What you wanted was to beat that smile off his face, but you couldnât really do that, could you?
The moment Floydâs hands found your waist, you tugged them off with an absentminded âdonât touch me.â
His grin immediately dropped into a pout, still trying and failing to get his grip on you again. âCâmon, Shrimpy, donât be meanâŚâ he whined, planting his feet in the sand in an attempt to grind his clothed cock into you.
Oh, the audacity of this man. âStop squirming.â
âIâm not squirming!â
âYou are!â
âIâm just getting comfortable.â
âWell, knock it off, the stupid button on your shorts hurts.â
âThen take âem offââ
You gave a swift smack to his chest before he could finish his growled demand. âDonât even try that with me right now.â
The smack made him writhe a bit more with a small huff. ââŚDo that again.â
And so you did without hesitation, delivering another equally-as harsh slap to his skin, which drew an odd cackle from him.
âThanks, Miss Shrimpy.â he said way too gleefully for your tastes as he bucked up against you again.
You wanted to grimace at the name, but your attention was quickly brought back to his grinding. âI said quit that.â you mumbled, finally making a move to unbuckle and open his belt.
âYou take forever.â Floyd complained, not wasting another second before helping to tug his shorts down enough for his dick to spring out. He grabbed your hips again to try and pull you onto himself. âNow get on, get on, get on, get onâŚâ
And you didnât let him, just yet. You kept your hands firm on his chest to hold yourself up. âIâm not getting on after what you did.â
âAw, câmon!â he whined, âI was being nice. I couldâve been a lot worse!â
Now, how the hell was edging you nice? Whatever. You didnât answer him, because why should you?
You grind your pussy down against his dick, your slow pace almost agonizing for him (and yourself, but his impatient desperation was a lot more important than yours right now).
It was only a few rolls of your hips before they were grabbed forcefully with a low whimper from Floyd. âOkay, I get it, Shrimpy, I get it.â His fingers dug into your skin, hoisting you up to hover over his aching cock. âJust do it already.â
âIâm not gonnaââ
âPlease?â
That made your jaw tense a bit. ââŚâPlease,â what?â
âPlease fuck me?â
You hardly even registered what you were doing before you finally let your hips sink down, slowly taking in his dick. The low whine drawn out from him almost made your breath falter, and your fingers twitched against his chest with each inch.
You had to keep still for a few seconds after bottoming out to adjust, because by God he felt bigger than you were anticipating.
Predictably, he wasnât very patient once he was inside. âShrimpy, are you gonna move? Please? Please move, please, pleaseââ
âWould you just sh-shut up?â Despite your best efforts, your voice was a bit shaky while your body got used to the feeling.
âIâm just askinâ ya to move!â Again, he attempted to squirm underneath you until you smacked his chest, his hand shooting to cover his mouth and suppress a whimper.
âYeah, yeah, be patientâŚâ After a few moments, you let yourself slowly lift your hips before abruptly slamming them back down, the feeling of his dick immediately hitting your sensitive g-spot forcing a sharp gasp from youâfuck, it was like he was just made for your pussy. Was that even possible? You almost wanted to ask if you could get a custom toy modeled after it.
Later, though.
âNo, no, donât stop right now, ShrimpyâŚâ His arms wrapped around your waist and youâre suddenly pinned against his chest as he pounded into you from below.
Is this guy allergic to going slow?
You werenât even given the opportunity to reply before your hair was tugged back and his mouth was on yours, muffling any noises either of you made as his tongue slipped its way past your lips.
Again, his tongue felt so strange, so foreign against yours. Not unpleasant in the slightest, you almost wished youâd kissed him sooner than now; it just felt good.
Until it was forced down your throat. You didnât know if he just got overly excited but it really just felt like he was trying to facefuck you with his tongue, tears pricking your eyes while you tried to suppress a gag. You struggled in his grasp, overwhelmed with both the lack of air and his cock slamming into you harder than you could process, and he snickered into the âkiss.â
You finally managed to squirm free and broke away to gasp for breath, planting your hips down harsh enough to pin his own to the sand. âWhat the fuckâs wrong with you?â you managed between your panting.
âMy bad.â Nothing about his demeanor was apologetic, thoughânot his tone, not his grin, not his hands already trying to lift your hips again.
âThatâs not an apology.â
âSorry, Miss Shrimpy.â
A swift slap to his face. âWhatâd I tell you about that?â
âSorry.â
To your own mild surprise, your hand wrapped around his throat with a squeeze, though what surprised you even more was that he was just letting you.
You didnât ask why.
Your eyes narrowed and your hips slowly ground down, trying not to pay too much attention to how your clit rubbed against his skin. âWhy canât you just be fucking respectful?â
âI said I was sorry!â he pouted, his voice scratchy from your choking him.
âAre you really sorry?â
Floyd nodded with a whine. âYeah, sorry, I get it, just go fasterâŚâ He tugged you up again and you allowed it. âYou forgive me, right, Shrimpy?â
You didnât want to, but whatever; you just wanted to cum at that point. âFine.â
At that, his hands guided your hips to slam down against his again. He let his own moans flow freely, though his smile made it obvious that they were exaggerated just to further piss you off. âShrimpy, it feels so goodâŚâ
âQuit that, y-youâll wake someone up.â You gave his neck another squeeze in warning.
âThatâs their problem! Not like they didnât already know ya wanted to fuck me.â
You could feel your face heat up in embarrassment at the thoughtâyou really hoped nobody else actually noticed your staring. ââŚShut up.â You used your hand on his chest for better leverage to pound his cock harder.
Floydâs breath caught, his head thrown back as he tried to match your pace. His jaw clicked shut with a curse through his teeth, unable to get out any more words to taunt you with.
A few more moments, and he was already throbbing inside you from his impending orgasm. âSh-Shrimpyââ
âNope.â You immediately lift yourself off enough for his dick to slip out, twitching from the sudden loss of stimulation.
âWhat, no? No, no no no, no âno,â donât ânoâŚââ he babbled as a panic immediately set in. He tried to force you back down, his hips surging up to no avail. âI said I was sorry! I did, Shrimpy!â
His hands were tugged away again and you shifted atop of him, crawling your way up his body before turning around to hover your cunt above his tearful face. âMake it up to me, then.â
Without a moment of hesitation, Floyd yanked you down. His tongue delved and writhed in desperation with mumbles of âsorryâ and âpromise,â each vibration from his begging making your thighs twitch around his head.
It was better (albeit more frantic) the second time around, which you were appreciative for.
His dick trembled and leaked with precum in front of you, crying more than he himself was. âThere, good boyâŚâ you hummed, your fingers wrapping around him to give a few leisurely strokes.
Another whine from him and his tongue shoved itself inside you. Sure, getting tonguefucked works, too, you supposed.
You leaned down to press a few kisses along his length, his hips instantly bucking up against your face. âChill out.â you hissed, trying to hold him down.
âWanna cumâŚâ It took a few moments, but he eventually relented and kept still.
âMe first.â With that, you allowed his tip to push past your lips. Normally youâd take more than that, but you really didnât feel like it. Itâs not like he needed anything more, anyway.
Or deserved anything more.
His response was to pump his tongue deeper into your pussy, only pulling it out to swirl at your clit every few moments.
You tried to keep your focus on pulling your mouth off his tip each time he started twitching again, but it was getting so, so hard to with the knot in your core rapidly tightening.
You didnât bother to warn him before your thighs involuntarily squeezed around his head and your vision went white, your hand returning over your mouth to quiet down your own sounds that didnât really sound quite like yourself.
Once you were at least somewhat aware of your surroundings again, you felt a hand roughly grasp your hair and his dick forced down your throat again. You werenât even able to catch your breath first, how rude.
Floyd only needed to pump a few more times, the feeling of his cum shooting at the back of your throat making you flinch atop of him and instinctively swallow. You hardly noticed his panting and his whiny thank youâs when you pull off, finally gasping for air.
ââŚAsk to do that next time.â you grumbled, wiping your mouth with the back of your wrist as you slid yourself off of him to fetch your clothes from wherever theyâd been thrown.
âI know, I know, sorry! It was taking forever!â It almost annoyed you that he was able to just zip right back up and buckle his belt in no time, while you had to slip everything on again. It wouldâve been great if the book gave you more accessible clothes, but fine. âIâll make ya somethinâ good tomorrow, Shrimpy. Iunno, Iâll catch a different fish than everyone else for ya in the morning. Itâll be a big one, too.â
âMhm, sure, letâs just wash off in the water.â
âNope! Donât feel like it. I wanna go to bed.â
âThen you can go do that, Iâm washingââ
âNope!â He scooped you up in his arms, deliberately locking you against himself to keep you from moving as he trudged his way back up to the bungalow. âBedtime.â
You grimaced. âUlch, we're all sticky, though.â
âYep. Maybe weâll wake up stuck together in the morning ânâ everyone elseâll have to peel us apart.â
âYouâre nasty.â
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