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my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

a guy about my age, frat boy type, just stepped off the bus, looked me right in the eyes, and said “i wish things were different.” then walked away. genuinely think it might have been a hallucination

Just because the past didn’t turn out like you wanted it to, doesn’t mean your future can’t be better than you ever imagined.

is this a threat

You better believe it motherfucker!

I know this girl who is very conventionally attractive and probably every 3 months or so she posts on Facebook “anyone want to cash app me $5 for my birthday?” and none of the guys have caught on yet. She be having 4 birthdays a year and these thirsty guys are like “just sent it beautiful enjoy your day” and that is hot privilege

“a no-sex bar sounds like a superb idea” do you think people just fuck in bars.  like you go into a bar theres just a fucking wild orgy happening on the tables and like one guy on the side drinking 

Perhaps its meant in the asexual way, like, make friends or something?

go to a coffee shop??? join a club????? leave the house??????? 

we need asexual grocery stores too last week i went to walmart and a lady was putting a king size snickers bar up her pussy

ancient greek word of the day: συναστρέω (sunastreō), to be born under the same star