FOOBAW

I remember signing this bat

ohhh so that’s what that was for

today’s 20020 update had me sobbing at one point, palms anxiously sweating at another, and left me cheering and grinning. i love nick and manny so much gay people keep winning im 😭

Oh to be a gay immortal football player living in a condo with my husband domestically for thousands of years as undercover players to smuggle nine footballs tens of thousands of yards back to our field while getting into light-hearted arguments with him about fruit and pizza and using soap on certain types of pans

god damn...... sixteen minutes and forty three seconds.........

😳what if i put nine footballs on a train and spent a minute of my obt to send them within 50 yards of the michigan field so you would easily be able to get them without wasting too much of your obt and we would send thousands of football players from across the country on a wild goose chase to the georgia tech field in a play that would create a seismic shift in the college game 😳and we’re both boys😳