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Beauty Standards

#art #collage art #analog collage #paper art #my art #collage #analog art #i prolly could've done this better but oh well #my art / poem collage

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Caught in the Cycle of the Pessimist

#art #collage art #analog collage #paper art #my art #collage #analog art #I actually dont like this one but whatever #I'll post it anyways since I'm going in order from old to new #my art / poem collage

Religious Manipulation

#art #collage #analog collage #collage art #paper art #analog art #my art #I'm scared to post my art guys don't bully me #my art / poem collage

GAY PEOPLE (said in the way they announce characters when you select them in super smash bros)

#super smash bros #gay #silly

A mischievous gooner call that a fapscallion

#if someone came up with this before me I'm getting violent #it came to me in a vision #I am simply a messenger

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Would Little Billy be a skibidi kid because I feel like he'd either be VERY skibidi or VERY anti-skibidi

i think he'd be in the middle actually, and share stuff like skibidi biden exclusively because it causes psychic damage to other people, which I think he'd really like

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A horrible little creature he is

Sometimes when I connect two lines in a drawing I like to pretend I'm a welder soldering the two lines together, it makes it much more entertaining

#silly #art #digital art

I love posting stuff like I'm some big famous guy but really I'm just a silly creature who generally gets 0-3 notes per post, like this is literally me

#silly #whimsical #tbh creature #autism creature #yippee creature #yippee #goober #silly little guy #silly guy #this is genuinely how I picture myself sometimes #like wdym I’m an 18 year old human #I am obviously this silly little guy

The internet brainrot has finally consumed me. I was driving the other day and saw an advertisement that was formatted like a shitpost and I laughed at it. It was this.

(photo taken at a red light guys, I'm a good driver)

I mean, come on, you can't tell me this doesn't look like something that would be posted online as a joke.

The font, the 4 exclamation points, the "in stock" being one word, the low quality antifreeze image, the bright red text, it all comes together perfectly to form the most perfect image.

#the internet brainrot is taking over # I am so chronically online it hurts #internet brainrot #brainrot #shitpost #silly #meme #antifreeze

I'm scared of short people, because what if they crawl into my ear late at night while I'm sleeping and enter my bloodstream and hold my arteries shut?

#yes this is a lemon demon reference #lemon demon #my trains #music #I'm 5'8.5 so idk if I count as short but if so just pretend I don't for the joke #silly

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Would you still love me if I was a bottle of 1 year expired pepto bismol :(

#based on a true story #silly #would you still love me if I was a worm #pepto bismol #1 year expired pepto bismol

This is what a raw chicken would look like if the raw chicken wasn't a raw chicken and the raw chicken was a large cast-iron bench anvil

#fun fact #interesting fact #interesting #you learn something new every day #anvil #raw chicken #silly #funny?

Being allowed to go into the school's gym storage closet was like being let into heaven

#I totally stole this image btw #not the words though #so I'm like 50% original #the gym scooters were always my favorite #silly #school #heaven #nostalgia

I'm just like a clownfish fr, because I'm trans and a fucking clown

#clownfish can change gender #and I think that is literally so cool #clownfish #fish #trans #transgender #silly

Imagine while you're asleep a slug crawls into your urethra

#silly #slugs

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Imagine it's snowing outside and you open your mouth to catch a snowflake and instead a bird flies down your throat

#silly #birds #snow

Me staring at the school of fish in the aquarium after they arrange themselves to spell out my full legal name and address

#silly #they know what I've done #they know all my sins

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