☆ winnie | ǝı̣uuı̣ʍ☆

“what?!”

“did not care for ttmd;ttms.”

“h-how can you even say that?”

“didn’t like- didn’t like it!”

“but it‘s like the perfect fic!”

“this is what everyone always says…”

“i mean, slow burn, friends to lovers, i mean you never see- porn WITH plot!”

“i know- fine trope. did not care for the fic.”

“what didn’t you like about it?”

“it insists upon itself.”

“what does that even mean?”

“it takes forever getting in, and you spend like 13 chapters and then- you know, I can’t even get through it, I can’t even, get caught up with that fic, I never even read chapter 14.”

“YOU NEVER READ CHAPTER 14?”

“how-how can you say you don’t like it if you haven’t even given it a chance?”

“i agree, it’s not really fair.”

“i just lose interest, i don’t get it.”

“the writing is a language of subtlety, something you don’t understand.”

“i love the power outage fic. that is my answer to that statement.”

“whatever.”