idk

bruh

oh my … is she ok i

yo wtf….

aesthetic

me: *doesn’t drink soda because it’s unhealthy* me: *drinks alcohol*

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Ancient Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

#you can tell which era emphazied which priorities

but why would Ruby Rose’s character want to kiss Piper Chapman, who is at best, soggy lettuce, when she could kiss Poussey who has the eyes of a sad cow complete with mile long eyelashes and a heart of gold

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults