Microfish

• floory is the least conventional of all the contestants to have as a partner for.. obvious reasons

• I mean he’s literally the floor, you once asked him if it was uncomfortable but he assured you that he only had feeling in his face and anything else was completely disconnected from him

• despite his name he can appear on more surfaces then just the floor which certainly gave you quite the fright when you found him projecting himself onto the sheets of your bed

• that’s not the only time he’s scared you, he’s not very good at announcing his presence so he’s prone to just appearing in front of you and getting accidentally trampled

• he can just teleport but he also really likes when you scoop him into a container of sorts and carry him around like those cat backpacks

• please feed him, he loves food especially if you make it yourself even if it’s something as simple as just a sandwich, foods always better with company as they say

• he would love to be all cuddly with you but alas he has no tangible body to do so with, still he appreciates when you lay down on the ground with your arms sprawled around him as it’s the closest he can get to being hugged

• he just loves yapping at you, like just non stop talking about really anything

• his voice is his most effective way of expressing how he feels so once he starts up he’ll never shut up

• because you have to loom over him to kiss him 90% of the time he just LOVES making jokes about how “forward” you’re being