Life.

It’s back 😁

Currently fighting this battle right now

Reblogging for those who need to see this

he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks

wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order?

you can’t LIE on the INTERNET

you go to Liar’s Jail when you lie about something as important as a beard. he looks like a reasonable man

I’M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR SAID I’M FINE BUT IT WASN’T TRUE ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ˢᵉᶜʳᵉᵗˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ʸᵒᵘ AND I SNUCK IN THROUGH GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUST TO SEAL MY FATE I SCREAMED FOR WHATEVER IT’S WORTH ᴵ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᶦⁿ’ᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˢᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵈ h̵e̵ ̷l̴o̷o̸k̴s̵ ̷u̴p̶ ̵g̸r̵i̶n̷n̵i̶n̴g̶ ̴l̴i̷k̵e̴ ̶a̵ ̴d̵e̵v̷i̶l̸ ̴

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”