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Me watching the players(rightfully) critique the obvious favoritism the developers have towards Declan while Iām out here writing headcanons and fanfiction of Declan being submissive and wanting to be tamed by Riley
And am I toxic if I say that I like when Raphaelās mad at me?
HEAR ME OUTTTTT
LOOK
Heās got that Donāt-piss-me-off-more-by-saying-some-stupid-shit look. Iām smiling but it aināt funny type shit. Like, he SEETHES. Eyes narrowed, lips pursed. Thatās a WARNING for you to stfu before he blasts you with Shephaās gift. And unfortunately, he looks good asf ššš
Raph also be looking like an angry kitten as well, like I want to take him seriously but heās so stinkin' cuteššš. Like stop eye-fucking me with those green orbs, I'm easyyyyyyuhhhhhh.
And hereās a list of Romance Club characters that I think are birdbrains.
ā ļøAgain, if your faves are in here, my bad. This is SATIRE(somewhat). Weāve all had moments where weāve cawed a few times for people. Me included. My great flight of 2024 still haunts me sometimes šššā ļø
For those in the back that don't know, a birdbrain, originally an English slang term, in AAVE(African American Vernacular English) and ebonics, it is someone that is easily manipulated, tolerating the abuse and mistreatment they get from anyone, whether in romantic relationships or friendships. Theyāll even go as far as to do everything to keep the other person. The term is used for both men and women but most people use it to refer to people who act pick-meish or male-centred.
ā ļøDisclaimer: Cheating/Jealousy situations where MCs romance multiple love interests at once doesn't count because the characters will act a fool to keep the MC anyway. This list is just for poly or monogamous relationship dynamics in the booksā ļø
Anyway, letās go!
1. Vicky- Heavenās Secret Universe
Starting off strong with the leader of the flock.
No matter what romance path you take, the male love interests have treated her like shit to SOME degree and sheāll still stick by āem(Alice will pay dearly for this blatant display of tomfuckery and misogyny). This is why we love Mimi. The realest and the baddest. But Alice doesn't care for the WLW players.
On Malbonteās path, he has ripped off her wings(in HS1) and has told her time and time again that heād kill all her friends and sacrifice her if needed for his goals AND has acted on it and will STILL act on it.
On Warās path, he refers to Vicky as Plagueās pet and barely acknowledges her at all before Plague gives her the idea to seduce him.
On Astarothās path, if you romanced Malbonte in HS1, heāll slutshame her, and I quote āspreading your legs for Malbonteā. Whole time, he just wanted a turn. Oh okay.
On Hungerās path, he keeps her isolated and a prisoner in a white room for SEVERAL DAYS, not only out of curiosity as to why his powers don't affect her but just blatant obsession(Typing this with tears in my eyes as a Hunger romancer)
These are the few I know off the top of my head, but you get the idea. I kid you not, I used to be a HUGE Malbonte girl but seeing the way he was moving in HS3, I had to restart the book and HS2 to romance Hunger because your girl was TIRED š.
Holy paragraph oml. Iām so sorry. To the next character!
2. Fencio- Heavenās Secret Universe
Second in command ššš¾
He really thought Rebecca was gonna let him hit just because he helped her a lil bit and didn't marginalise her for being unclaimed. Good sis didn't even owe him SHIT. He had no idea she was gonna play in his face. What did Megan Thee Stallion say? āBitches is bitter they thought it was sweet. All of a sudden they vegan, they donāt want beefā Yeah š¤š¾š¤š¾š¤š¾š¤š¾
That was actual feminism.
Alice has many flaws as a writer, but she ate that lil one thang with Rebecca.
Fencio crashed out about it so bad, he went to go on to be the reason that Vicky died and Malbonte got revived. Is it ever that deep? š
3. Cain- Heavenās Secret Universe
Yes, Cain. Thatās why he has wings š¤·š¾āāļø
That's my bestie, don't get me wrong. Iām hella maternal about him, but if youāre romancing him and Abel at the same time, Lane stay PLAYINNNGGGGG in his face.
But, heās right where he wants to be, though, and honestlyā thatās growth š±. (Bye, Iām corny š)
This man will get jealous, want exclusivity, etc etc, but he wonāt call it off. Oh okay.
4. Ingegerd, The High Priestess- And The Haze Will Take Us
A crow, if you will
Did all that shit for the gods, killing Vereya, killing her OWN sister, sacrificing her OWN granddaughter, making animal sacrifices, causing insecurity among the villagers(Iām finna be 40 before this list finishes) just for the sky dadas and mamas to watch it all unfold looking like this:
I HATE this old lady so fucking much
All those sacrifices just for them to STILL not gaf. Ingy, youāre fading.
5. Raina(On Xanderās Path)- Advent No 3
āHe beats me, sees me as a toy and calls me misogynistic slurs, but it's okay because I'm physically and sexually attracted to him and he has mommy issuesā Oh okay.
(Xander fans don't kill me. I just like bashing this manšš)
Not just Xander, though, with Zane too(As a Zane girlie myself). She tweets at most and thatās okay. Thatās still my wife š¤š¾ā¤ļø.
6. Eragon- Heavenās Secret Universe
Oh, Shephaās his dadaman.
He gives such āI know where home isā mentality š.
Yeah, youāre the reason for the segregation of Angels and Demons and why I still uphold said segregation in my actions and words even after Malbonte and Vicky won the fight, and youāre hella complacent in the happenings of your creations and only react after one of them dies or gets injured, and you handled the existence of Malbonte so poorly that it led to your demise, and youāre basically the reason for the current Heavenās Secret Timeline, and you and your bastard brother defying the Mother of Life led to the creation of the Horsemen and the reason I co-formed the resistance group in the first place, but Praise Shepha! Yay!
Someone kill this man off before I get really angry. Get Eragon tf off my screen.
7. Lily- Waterlily
Gets jealous when Riley talks to the Love Interests. Is also the reason the Love Interests are my friends/I have a crush on them. Oh okay.
She needs to run my fade.
Iād rather die than let you haunt me and take my white-collar, submissive white boyfriend, Declan away from me, bitch. Donāt even. And hands off Luna too, hoe. That's my platonic girlfriend. Youāre ruining my black girl solidarity(Because I picked the African American Riley. I WILL be black in every game I play, thangya). Just go ahead and call me nigga while youāre at it.
8. Austie- Heavenās Secret Universe
Now, I don't know much about Austie but I did know that both Malbonte and Lucifer played in her face and she got mad when they both ended up with Vicky š.
I do feel bad for her because sheās just a girl looking for love(And power, ahem š), but my god she was really squaking in those books ššš¾.
9. Plague- Heavenās Secret 2
Finishing off strong and bittersweet with Plague. All the things she did, she did not only for power, but to earn the favour of the Mother of Life and the respect of her brothers. All of them, even the Mother herself saw her as the weakest link and constantly demeaned her which has greatly affected her.
It's a shame that she was killed by her own brother and at a point when she was finding love in Kira.
Donāt get me wrong, Plague is a HORRIBLE, horrible person(And y'all asking Alice to make her a Love Insterest???) but sheās a victim to the system and expectations imposed on her as much as Malbonte was.
If you made it to the end, thank you for your time and thank you for putting with my tomfuckery if you follow me or youāve seen my posts harrassing your feed(Iām sorry for spamming. I have so many ideas ššš). Feel free to add or take from the list and agree or disagree with me.
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STOP USING RAPE/SEXUAL ASSAULT, TORTURE ETC ETC AS DEVELOPMENTAL ARCS FOR FEMALE MCS OR FEMALE CHARACTERS IN YOUR BOOKS AND BRANDING IT OFF AS GOOD WRITING.
And stop making those scenes so fucking detailed what the actual fuckš(Iām looking at YOU Remy and Anastasia)???
What happened to just saying āshe faced xyz traumaā and leaving it like that????
If I wanted to consume torture porn media, Iād watch Terrifier. Thank you.
The representation of cultures in Romance Club is half-assed and comes from white supremacy, dare I say.
ATHWTU, though the worldbuilding got killed towards the end of season 3, had such integral elements of Slavic Culture, traditions and beliefs as well as pagan beliefs(if you are knowledgeable in these two, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong). Therefore, I felt that both were decently represented.
When it came down to representing Indian and South Asian cultures in the Kali series, I took a look at Lara Croft if she were a male over there, and I knew how the story would play out. I had to drop it because it felt disrespectful for me to read a book where key aspects of Hinduism and Indian culture would be demonised, and regarded as the ābad pathā. Funnily enough, the series is the most popular among the community even though South Asian players have come forward to complain that its rep is shit. Obviously, theyāve been silenced because Romance Club has a strict no-opinion-if-youāre-darker-than-a-paper-bag-policy.
Even Song of the Crimson Nile(Notice how these books were authored by Remy), I've had to look around and check if I didn't stumble upon a Klan meeting with the way Amen, an EGYPTIAN BORN MAN has albinism. And Set, a whole EGYPTIAN GOD is pale skinned with red hair. Don't get me wrong, I'm aware this demographic exist, but albinism doesn't erase your ethnic features, now does it, and I'm pretty sure that Egyptian gods and goddesses had a lil more melanin ahlie??? And theyāre the most popular love interests too. Not only that, they darker skinned characters are sidelined if they are love interests and are the main crooks in the book if they are not. Whole time, theyāre the finest(Livius, Ramesses and Remmao. Dw, only real ones saw your beauty šš¤š¾)
I hope to god they don't come out with another book centred on poc culture, or even West African. Iām a West African girlie myself(Nigerian, to be precise ehe šš¤š¾) and seeing my culture get demonised constantly on social media or aggressively misrepresented has made me sensitive to other culturesā misrepresentation, which is why I immediately spotted the pattern existing in these books(And in Remyās writing š).
The only person that can represent a culture in media is the people themselves and I'll die on that hill. Toodles!
Ik thereās this popular sentiment among the community that heās Lana Del Rey coded or whatever, but to me, heās so Olivia Dean coded. Especially the song Man I Need. Heās so black woman coded. Yāall don't understand.
Raphael is the best amount of softness and groundedness that black girls need in a world that masculinises their every action and puts them at the bottom of desirability
Now, I don't have a racial type myself(because thereās fine ass men in EVERY race), but Raph genuinely is my type, personality-wise. And the thing is, when I first started ABH I was more physically attracted to Mikael and kept ping-ponging between the two angels š(I was blind but now I see, type shit).
Raphael is not afraid to be vulnerable which is a quality I admire greatly in men and heās well-regulated because heās established healthy means of coping despite the trauma heās faced. Heās also so articulate and an amazing communicator. And this man is such a SWEETHEART omg š„¹.
That's what black girls NEED. No love born from struggle but from softness. Just a cutesy love story. And no oneās getting disposed because Raphās a lover boy and heād rather lose his eyesight again than give his girl up(Iām sorry š).
Anyway, these are my thoughts. What do we think and which other characters do you think would date black women? Lemme know. Toodles!
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And nobody asked but hereās a list of Romance Club characters that I think would call me nigga unprovoked and my reasons why
ā ļøIf your faves are in here, my bad. THIS IS SATIRE(somewhat). I was inspired to do this because of sheer boredom(And because Love Island UK has become too Klany this year). Anyway, letās continueā ļø
1. Dejan from And The Haze Will Take Us
Matter of fact, the whole damn village. He was TOOO comfortable demonising tf outta both Sirin and Novak and for no fucking reason. Meanwhile, they were the ones that were helping everyone in that fuckass village. You think my black ass is safe??? Hell nah
2. Eragon from the Heavenās Secret Universe
Unfortunately, this man is fine asf but he moves MAD in all the HS books š. How were you an active participant in upholding the segregation of the Angels and Demons then make a resistance group which originally(keyword: ORIGINALLY) would have fought against such ideologies??? Not only that, heās STILL microaggressive towards demons even in HS3. Oh āniggaā has BEEN in his vocab.
3. Ashriel from Averris: The Riftborn
Ashriel fans(if he has any left š) don't kill me.
Cāmon itās the 1920ās in that world. Nigga is in EVERYONEāS mouths at that time. Not only that, Ashriel is a fucking control freak and my ancestors didn't want to be tamed and forced into submission the way heās forcing Liren to be š. It's still so crazy to me he locked her up ON HER OWN SHIP??? HELLO???
4. Abraham Darnby from Shakespeareās Code
I kid you not, when I was thinking of who to put next and he came to mind, I said out loud āOh, for sureā š
Did we not see how quick he switched up when he found out Ro was a witch? It was giving that one interview when that black man told his white girlfriend he was black even though he PHYSICALLY looked like a black man, and she started crashing out(Yes, I know it was a skit). And I know that he puts his whole badussy of hatred into the syllable when he calls her a āwitchā. Heāll sprinkle in the hard er too.
5. Xander Van Hayes from Advent no 3
Yeah, āniggaā slips out of his mouth as easy as his impulse to beat women. Thatās it.
(Xander fans donāt beat me up please. I know you donāt play about dada)
6. Cardinal Barone from W: Time Catcher
Same nigga that wanted to eradicate Others and the Presence within them. AND he called them children of the devil. AND he raised a woman that was an Other and had her believe she was a sinful being all her life. AND used Christianity and āgodās wordā to justify their oppression. Sound familiar? I rest my case.
7. Furius from Astreaās Broken Heart
Yes, I am fully aware that he is black, but remember I said āunprovokedā. That didnāt insinuate a specific race. Pay attention now šøšøšø
Did we not forget how Furius treated my good sis Audrey like she was subhuman because she was HUMAN? Using derogatory language and PUTTING HIS HANDS ON HER??? He was mad asf that the Astreans didn't share his conservative sentiment. His last straw was when his situationship, Somnus also softened because of her(Yes, I'm a Somnus and Furius shipper).
A headcannon I have is that once he learns of the connotations behind what āniggaā is, heāll call all the black humans he encounters the word. Would even sprinkle the hard er to further accentuate his disdain. Heāll even say it the way white people do š(Because heās a coon at heart). Whole time, he doesn't know weāre cousins just because heās immortal. š
8. James from Seven Brothers
Rich ass white boy from old money going to a private school. Need I say more? I know he cringes when he sees the black diaspora around Kearney š. āI forget these negroes have rights nowā
One thing in Heavenās Secret Requiem that changed my brain chemistry was the CG of Greg and Lane having sex and Greg was able to carry her AND support her with ONE arm while she was straddled against him and propped up against a wall.
You dressed me in clothes that your DEAD daughter once wore. Had me sleep in the room your DEAD daughter once resided in. And had me play a song that was your DEAD daughterās favourite????
Sorry, I thought I was playing Waterlily instead of Talk to Me.
Imagine me playing Astreaās Broken Heart, losing my fucking MIND because Raph almost got slimed fighting Malek, leaving him in a coma(like my body was itching seeing the Raph erasure in the first eps of season 3), laying beside him, nursing him, etc etc, and when he finally wakes up, not only am I mid tears, the first thing I notice are two cannons peeking beneath his shirt.
Good googly moogly
When I tell you, I screamed. My eyes BULGED.
Not only did he look tf GOOD fresh off the wake-up(Lemme pull that ponytail PLEASE) but I did not know that he and I are matched boob-for-boob?????? When I tell yāall, I stopped crying from my eyes and started crying elsewhere.
Shepha ain't shit, but he can have this lil one thang.
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Everyone I want to fuck, you want to fuck too??? Luna???? Fabian???? LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US???
Alongside this girlās personality I GENUINELY do not like her at all. Iām alive, youāre not. Know that and know peace and stop terrorising me, my homegirls Emma, Tiff and Luna, Fabian, Xavier and my sub, Declan. Thank you and good night.