#watch yourself

You have me utterly fucked up.

WHY was it necessary for you to inform them of the state of Raph’s visual wellness??? He said, VER-BA-TIM, “Even Shepha’s visually disabled angel slave/son supports this fucked up plan to have you join the darkness!” Is he intact upstairs 💀???

When I read it, I had to pause and think “Is this Raphael shade????” It in fact is.

And I just know he put so much emphasis on “blind”, as if the incubi/succubi can’t already SEE that for themselves. It doesn't even have ANYTHING to do with the situation 💀. He just wants to be messy for NO REASON. I’ll beat that smirk off your face. TRY ME 👊🏾💥

Eyebrows looking shaggy asf. My nigga, you need to TRIM YO SHIT. Raph isn't going to be the only one who can’t see if you don’t stop cosplaying Bigfoot’s cousin that wanted plastic surgery to look like Clavicular but they fucked up and made him look like Oli London. Do NOT speak on my man again.

Raphael better than me, because if I were him, the fact I can't see you doesn't exempt me from being able to have you catch these hands. I’m talking using the damned powers Shepha gave him to rain down holy ghost fire on him. Hallelujah. Malek, I don’t already fuck with you but singling out my man like that??? Oh, you NEED that.

I, NUMBER ONE, CANNOT GET PREGNANT BY A CARDASSIAN

NUMBER TWO, I CANNOT IMPREGNATE A CARDASSIAN (as much as I would like).

SO WHATS THE POINT OF TORTURING ME THIS WAY AND MAKING ME HAVING FUCKING ALIEN BABY FEVER