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Danny now owns compression tights and seven pairs of the cheer shoes and also way less hoodies bc his squad mates steal them all. Phantom is a terrifying level of flexible now and also way better at on-purpose kicks.

- the squad is at least a little bit gender diverse before Danny gets there, just bc stories about Wow a New Gender Has Arrived In Our Thing don’t particularly interest me. there’s like, fifteen or so people on the squad? I think? - the show doesn’t give us much to go on about the squad so for members so far I have Paulina. and Danny. and the two other girls in the doodle: the backspot being from that one cheer bit in canon (i’m gonna call her.. Parker. for now) and the fly being Naomi, my oc friend for Jazz lol - Paulina gets weirdly attached to making sure that Danny is taking care of himself correctly so that he can stay on the team. those were rad flips, okay? sue her. her intense sister energy eventually quashes Danny’s crush on her. she keeps taking away his sugary snacks and making him come to study nights - at some point the squad finds out that Danny is Phantom, but they swear themselves to secrecy and all this changes from an outside perspective is that for some reason the cheerleaders are now ready to throw hands with most of the ghosts. Kwan swears he once saw one of them berating Skulker about not showing up until after 5:30 on weeknights - they do both sports game cheer and competitive cheer - I could go either way on Dash/Danny but Paulina and Sam are endgame here

Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals

The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening

Mr. Peanut died???

Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy

Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans

Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn’t win an Oscar (he wasn’t even nominated so looking forward to that)

Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina

The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series

Grimes announced that she’s pregnant with Elon Musk’s baby

Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards

Kat Von D sold her makeup company

Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson

Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally

Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts

Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie

Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic 

the impeachment trial began in the Senate

the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again

the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight

Marinette: [stares off into the distance remembering the events of Gorizilla]

Alya: Marinette!

Marinette: Well, er- I mean, it depends, really.

Alya: DON’T JUMP OFF A BUILDING!

Marinette: Well, I’m not planning on it.

Alya: But if Adrien does it, you would?!

Marinette: [stares off into the distance again]

Happy birthday, @tsuki-chibi​!  This one’s for you.  😘

A Christmas gift exchange story with unintended (though not unwelcome) consequences. 

Read it on Ao3.

This is not the first time it’s happened. It is, in fact, not even the fourth or fifth. It’s like he has a sixth sense or the fine-tuned hearing of a fellow feline, that leads him straight to them.

Often, it’s just one cat, skin and bones and scrounging in an alley for restaurant scraps. Sometimes it’s an entire litter, abandoned and alone, mewing frantically in search of a savior. Once in a while, he finds their mom there, too, ragged and worn and tired from life on the streets.

It always ends the same way.

Chat Noir knows the location of every animal refuge in Paris, their hours, and the names of each employee and volunteer he’s met so far. Several have even set up crates in a secure area for the cats he brings after closing. It’s amazing that it hasn’t made the news in all these years, but somehow, Paris’s own black cat has humbly and quietly saved the lives of dozens of the city’s neediest felines.

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