mood

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

In all seriousness anyone who tries to play me really truly plays themselves cause I always win. I’m always the better person. I’m always the best. I’m always the one that got away. In every situation I’m always the person you regret trying to play in the first place. I’m not someone people don’t miss or don’t always wish they could come back to.

what the fuck

Me last night when my downstairs neighbor came up to yell at me because my roommate had his damn volume up too high

I have beeeeeennn there.