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“Dave Rowntree has the edge on everyone else in Blur in at least one category: he has the most insane laugh. Where Albarn offers a wide grin and a deep chuckle and James throws his head back, teeth flaring, for a generous HAHAHAHA, Rowntree’s is a cartoon, gulping, K-yuk-yuk.”

Have you ever kissed a man?” “Oh yeah. Loads of times. Having a laugh, I suppose. I like it. I don’t mind kissing men at all, though it’s not as easy as kissing women. Graham likes kissing me. I’m more likely to do it when I’m sober; he’s more likely to do it when he’s drunk. But I don’t wank over men. If you think about men when you’re on your own and you want to have a wank, then you’ve got an interest in men that’s homosexual. I don’t think I could sustain an erection long enough to give someone it up the arse.

Alex lived below me, and next door to this really weird, quite square girl who was obviously in love with him. Alex’s door didn’t close properly. You’d walk past and he’d be just there asleep, completely naked, spread-eagled with all his bits hanging out, next door to this really square odd girl who was infatuated with him and who must have been very freaked out by it. I’d go down in the mornings to drag him up to go to college or whatever or to finish the tequila from the previous night and his door was always ajar. So immodest.

Damon Laughing: One of the most beautiful things in the world

Before Blur pack up interviews for the day, Albarn refuses to choose his favourite video clips for the German satellite station Viva. “We don’t do that on our fifth album,” he says. Coxon is happy to choose Ash and Prodigy. He likes their youth and exuberance. “You fancy them,” says Albarn, draped over a piano like Marlene Dietrich. “I was young and exuberant once. You used to fancy me.”

Dear Blur, I have a problem that may not sound like much to you but it is to me. I’ve fallen in love with my French teacher. She’s young and very attractive. I don’t know what to do as this really is love and not a childish infatuation. I know that nothing could ever happen, but I want to tell her how I feel. I know that would be silly because she obviously doesn’t feel the same way. I got her phone number from the school office, and I’ve phoned her and put the receiver down when she answered. I’ve even asked her for extra French tuition just so I can be near her. RICHARD LONG, Sheffield. Damon “This is Paul Lester isn’t it?” Dave: “Remember, if you do have sex with your French teacher, don’t do it without a condom.” Damon: “I had crushes on several of my teachers when I was at school. It made lessons more tolerable. Especially maths. Being at school is frustrating, you know? And you do encounter your first suggestions of what the real world is like. There’s always the odd teacher who’s sexually interested in you, and you’re sexually interested in the odd teacher. But that’s part and parcel of what school’s about. Learning the politics of sex. So my advice to you is to ride that wave…” Alex: “And see if you can get some photos.” Damon: “Go and have a wank. That’s the easiest solution.” Alex: “Conversely, wait five years, and if you still feel that way about her, roll up in your porsche.”

It was quite a relief, really. Now that all my projects are done, I’m free to be myself. I’m free to finally admit that, yes… I am gay.

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I got off with Damon before that show. I remember us going out the front and snogging each other in the audience. Then he went out the back and got a bj.

Before Blur pack up interviews for the day, Albarn refuses to choose his favourite video clips for the German satellite station Viva. “We don’t do that on our fifth album,” he says. Coxon is happy to choose Ash and Prodigy. He likes their youth and exuberance. “You fancy them,” says Albarn, draped over a piano like Marlene Dietrich. “I was young and exuberant once. You used to fancy me.”

Hey! I'm back sorry but I'm telling the story now and its kinda long so it would not fit in just one post, so Blur performed at the Theather on Nov 1991 and they became friendly with the local staff and later invited them to their after party (1)