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ooooh barracuda

#soooooo fun this guy #ethan cardwell #san jose barracuda #ahl #hockey #k.art

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grier on the cuda (paywalled)

#'we know what cardsy is' sounds like some kind of threat lmfao #i also know what he is. he's [redacted]#anyway. im about to chisel these comments into stone and when. not if. WHEN he moves the goalposts and does not call them up #i will be in his WALLS #quentin musty #filip bystedt #cam lund #ethan cardwell #ahl #hockey #san jose barracuda #mike grier

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the streets are saying the sharks signed alex barré-boulet which is great news for people who believe in the tried and true method of eliminating your enemies by recruiting them to your cause

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also signed kyle keyser and tye fehlaber ..... the cuda really ARE determined to become eagles west

#gmjw you want jmac2 back .... you want jmac2 ..... 🌀🌀🌀🌀#sjb lb

every year i visit my family we go to the beach and every year i talk a big game about how i’m absolutely not going to get sunburned. anyway. next year is my year

#ow….. owie ………..#k.personal

the streets are saying the sharks signed alex barré-boulet which is great news for people who believe in the tried and true method of eliminating your enemies by recruiting them to your cause

#(i’m people)#this method is especially great in the pacdiv. ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS AN IGGLE #sjb lb

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cap floor this, cap is going up that ..... there are cheaper ways to build a bad dcorps and more expensive ways to build a better one bro

#sjs lb

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ah yes the lone survivor of the 22-23 cuda. it's exactly who you think it is. on the count of three .... one two three

anthony vincent

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as of july 1st 2026, at 1:28pm pacific daylight time, with the trade of shakir mukhamadullin, this post is no longer a joke

#this bit is now retired thank u for playing you all win NOTHING #san jose barracuda #ahl #hockey #my god some of the names on their. hatakka. émond. DERRICK POULIOT

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ah yes the lone survivor of the 22-23 cuda. it's exactly who you think it is. on the count of three .... one two three

anthony vincent

#i know i have well and truly run this joke into the ground by now but with shakir's departure this is officially no longer a joke #may god (abrahamic) have mercy on our souls #san jose barracuda #ahl #hockey

see i would care if i were actually a san jose sharks fan ..... but don't get it twisted, i'm a san jose barracuda fan, you hear me

#what goes on over there aint none of MY business -#sjs lb

you ever read something that makes you say ‘okay’ very quietly

#i think we all know what i’m talking about #I THINK WE ALL KNOW #sjs lb

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celbrini

weezing at this random addition to the nhl trade liveblog

celbrini

update

#just nyc things #nhl #hockey

things i have done while visiting my parents so far:

fixed the wifi

fixed the tv remote

fixed the streaming services

went to the ZOO!! :DDD

fixed the HDMI cable

#it’s world cup central in this living room thanks to yours truly #you’re very welcome #but at least i saw a bear!!! and monkeys!!!!#k.personal

y’all never say sports can’t change hearts and minds i’m visiting my parents this week and my dad was like ‘you know … i don’t hate the chinese national mens soccer team so much anymore after watching this world cup’ and i was like YOOO WHAT HAPPENED bc his hatred of that team is truly generational and china isn’t even in the world cup?? and he was like ‘well seeing spain get embarrassed by cape verde, a country of half a million people, made me feel better about china always being embarrassed by other random countries like vietnam like it could be worse i guess’ 😭

#he’s just here to hatewatch and pray for peoples downfalls rly #anyway. i was also told they’re going to a red sox game again later this summer. let’s see if we get the pittsburgh oilers pt 2 #k.personal

WHEN I SAY I PEAKED AS A BEER LEAGUER THIS WEEKEND

#this is what hanging out with pro hockey players and olympians all weekend gets u apparently 😭#my mom was right when she said the other goalies are stupid to let me score. WHY AND HOW DID YOU LET ME DO THIS LMAO #k.personal #jock adventures

pacific-coast-hockey

Bestie bridal carry

#WAILS LOUDLY #georgi romanov #daniil gushchin #sharkuda alumni #hockey

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blondebrainpowered

The sudden end of a hockey game in Sweden, 1959.

#many such cases #hockey

18minutemajor

i figured the otters coach must be pretty well connected because women's hockey and particularly high-level women's hockey is probably a pretty small world but when she was like "oh yeah we have some really good coaches in this year to teach at this girls camp" i was not expecting to spend the day helping olympic champion walter cup winner former montreal victoire and future pwhl san jose player etc etc ETC etc natálie mlýnková set up and run drills and yell at kids hello

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i also said i heard she was playing in san jose next year, congrats and i hope she loves it there bc i consider the bay area a second home (never beating the not actually from there allegations and what not) and she said playing hockey in california is basically the dream so i guess she's excited to be here!!!

#i was like yeah it'll be nice to leave the rink and feel some warmth and sunshine huh #and she was like YES imagine rolling up to the rink in flip flops #and later i was complaining about being cold joking like i picked a really dumb hobby for someone who hates the cold #and she was like TELL ME ABOUT IT ... girl werent you born in some snowy european country ...#and i assume played in vermont bc of the logo on your hockey bag ...#people who grew up w weather that made them miserable gang all rise #k.personal #jock adventures #i really dont know much about her or the pwhl a fact i am trying to correct #but i hope she gets to stay here long enough to experience the slow shift of thinking the winters here are actually freezing #if she stays a few years here no doubt she'll be wearing a parka in 65 degree weather just like the rest of us

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