passenger seat scream machine

so i just like stabbed myself in the hand which great like whatever i took care of it but then fully 20 minutes later i noticed a smaller, secondary stab on my other hand just hangin out. theyre gonna come take away my having a corporeal form privileges and upload me into a robot any day now

and may the colorado iggles in their infinite defeat bring this fail, flop, and loser energy to the pacdiv regular season next year. amen

i do see the eagles are using the 'if we cannot beat them then make their goalie die of exhaustion' tactic

i dunno what stream i'm listening to but the commentator definitely just called them the 'iggles' lmfao

watching the ahl playoffs really gives u a sense of like .... there's always a bigger monster out there bc wdym the colorado eagles who spend their time recreationally beating the ass of the rest of the pacdiv with ease and pleasure are losing game 7 to the chicago wolves. how'd it even go to 7 games. what goes ON outside of the pacdiv

happy to announce i am now on a two-weekend goal scoring steak, the best i’ve ever done in my beer league career! now where’s my 7 figure pro contract

cars with heavily tinted windows are a hazard to pedestrians and bikers yes but they also should be banned because they prevent me from looking over and knowing the face of the stupid motherfucker who pulled that idiot dickhead move on what i’m sure is their first day operating a motor vehicle on this planet earth

you ever have one of those days where you're like ohhhhh yeah ........ i'm going to be SO productive while exercising later