passenger seat scream machine

my parents called their friends over to watch the world cup and i have never seen a room full of people cheer so hard for a bunch of people they were being vaguely racist to in that classic chinese auntie and uncle way not just an hour ago 😭

every year i visit my family we go to the beach and every year i talk a big game about how i’m absolutely not going to get sunburned. anyway. next year is my year

the streets are saying the sharks signed alex barré-boulet which is great news for people who believe in the tried and true method of eliminating your enemies by recruiting them to your cause

cap floor this, cap is going up that ..... there are cheaper ways to build a bad dcorps and more expensive ways to build a better one bro

see i would care if i were actually a san jose sharks fan ..... but don't get it twisted, i'm a san jose barracuda fan, you hear me

you ever read something that makes you say ‘okay’ very quietly