passenger seat scream machine

my parents called all their friends over to watch the world cup and i have never seen a room full of people cheer so hard for a bunch of people they were being vaguely racist to in that classic chinese auntie and uncle way not just an hour ago 😭

every year i visit my family we go to the beach and every year i talk a big game about how i’m absolutely not going to get sunburned. anyway. next year is my year

the streets are saying the sharks signed alex barré-boulet which is great news for people who believe in the tried and true method of eliminating your enemies by recruiting them to your cause

cap floor this, cap is going up that ..... there are cheaper ways to build a bad dcorps and more expensive ways to build a better one bro

see i would care if i were actually a san jose sharks fan ..... but don't get it twisted, i'm a san jose barracuda fan, you hear me

you ever read something that makes you say ‘okay’ very quietly

y’all never say sports can’t change hearts and minds i’m visiting my parents this week and my dad was like ‘you know … i don’t hate the chinese national mens soccer team so much anymore after watching this world cup’ and i was like YOOO WHAT HAPPENED bc his hatred of that team is truly generational and china isn’t even in the world cup?? and he was like ‘well seeing spain get embarrassed by cape verde, a country of half a million people, made me feel better about china always being embarrassed by other random countries like vietnam like it could be worse i guess’ 😭