passenger seat scream machine @18minutemajor - Tumblr Blog

ooooh barracuda

#soooooo fun this guy #ethan cardwell #san jose barracuda #ahl #hockey #k.art

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

things i have done while visiting my parents so far:

fixed the wifi

fixed the tv remote

fixed the streaming services

went to the ZOO!! :DDD

fixed the HDMI cable

#it’s world cup central in this living room thanks to yours truly #you’re very welcome #but at least i saw a bear!!! and monkeys!!!!#k.personal

y’all never say sports can’t change hearts and minds i’m visiting my parents this week and my dad was like ‘you know … i don’t hate the chinese national mens soccer team so much anymore after watching this world cup’ and i was like YOOO WHAT HAPPENED bc his hatred of that team is truly generational and china isn’t even in the world cup?? and he was like ‘well seeing spain get embarrassed by cape verde, a country of half a million people, made me feel better about china always being embarrassed by other random countries like vietnam like it could be worse i guess’ 😭

#he’s just here to hatewatch and pray for peoples downfalls rly #anyway. i was also told they’re going to a red sox game again later this summer. let’s see if we get the pittsburgh oilers pt 2 #k.personal

WHEN I SAY I PEAKED AS A BEER LEAGUER THIS WEEKEND

#this is what hanging out with pro hockey players and olympians all weekend gets u apparently 😭#my mom was right when she said the other goalies are stupid to let me score. WHY AND HOW DID YOU LET ME DO THIS LMAO #k.personal #jock adventures

pacific-coast-hockey

Bestie bridal carry

#WAILS LOUDLY #georgi romanov #daniil gushchin #sharkuda alumni #hockey

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

blondebrainpowered

The sudden end of a hockey game in Sweden, 1959.

#many such cases #hockey

18minutemajor

i figured the otters coach must be pretty well connected because women's hockey and particularly high-level women's hockey is probably a pretty small world but when she was like "oh yeah we have some really good coaches in this year to teach at this girls camp" i was not expecting to spend the day helping olympic champion walter cup winner former montreal victoire and future pwhl san jose player etc etc ETC etc natálie mlýnková set up and run drills and yell at kids hello

18minutemajor

i also said i heard she was playing in san jose next year, congrats and i hope she loves it there bc i consider the bay area a second home (never beating the not actually from there allegations and what not) and she said playing hockey in california is basically the dream so i guess she's excited to be here!!!

#i was like yeah it'll be nice to leave the rink and feel some warmth and sunshine huh #and she was like YES imagine rolling up to the rink in flip flops #and later i was complaining about being cold joking like i picked a really dumb hobby for someone who hates the cold #and she was like TELL ME ABOUT IT ... girl werent you born in some snowy european country ...#and i assume played in vermont bc of the logo on your hockey bag ...#people who grew up w weather that made them miserable gang all rise #k.personal #jock adventures #i really dont know much about her or the pwhl a fact i am trying to correct #but i hope she gets to stay here long enough to experience the slow shift of thinking the winters here are actually freezing #if she stays a few years here no doubt she'll be wearing a parka in 65 degree weather just like the rest of us

i figured the otters coach must be pretty well connected because women's hockey and particularly high-level women's hockey is probably a pretty small world but when she was like "oh yeah we have some really good coaches in this year to teach at this girls camp" i was not expecting to spend the day helping olympic champion walter cup winner former montreal victoire and future pwhl san jose player etc etc ETC etc natálie mlýnková set up and run drills and yell at kids hello

#to be clear: she did no yelling at children bc she is incredibly gracious and patient. me? so much yelling at children.#this new generation cannot understand 'right leg' and 'left leg' my god we are so doomed as a society #anyway! i ended up assigned to her drill stations all day and it was so fun she is an absolute sweetheart #she passed a puck to me multiple times to demo and i didn't fuck up!!! i suggested a correction for the kids and she said good observation!#i did a very satisfactory job of moving cones and restocking pucks and setting up pass-under gates i think!!!!#I NEARLY TAGGED HER IN A GAME OF SHARKS AND MINNOWS like i think i've peaked as a beer leaguer lmao #k.personal #jock adventures

beauvilliers

Laila Edwards announces the ninth overall pick for the San Jose Sharks!

NHL DRAFT 2026 | June 26, 2026

#she's soo coool #laila edwards #pwhl san jose #pwhl #hockey

💔💔💔 FUCK OUR LIVES

the rangers ... THE NEW YORK RANGERS .........

#FUCK OUR STUPID BAKA LIVES #the rangers ... after he was labeled an attitude problem after interviewing poorly at the draft really just one thing after another #MAN. the RANGERS #k.ask #boxenstopp

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

coffeefocusrat

#i hope they are all RHD*#nhl #hockey

it has been somewhat of a hell week but the otters coach is running her girls camp again this weekend! which means i get to spend the weekend doing my favorite thing: yelling at children

#and then i still got games ... ice time is nice time #anyway @ the cps agent reading this: THIS IS A JOKE #tbh last year i watched a girl who was the picture of grace and beauty on the ice walk face first into a parking sign outside #i think maybe some of them need some gentle yelling at lol #k.personal #jock adventures

18minutemajor

dále

18minutemajor

good choice though

#a classic as heard through my bedroom walls at 3am bc my neighbors are party animals #william eklund #ottawa senators #nhl #hockey

dále

#mr. worldwide strikes again ....#william eklund #ottawa senators #nhl #hockey

i am so over all of this speculation about the draft i don't care i simply do not care

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NEVER CARED MORE IN MY LIFE

#sjs lb #as a proud šmits to the sharks truther since day one (worlds 1.5 months ago) comma

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

ETHAN CARDWELL RE-SIGNED TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!!!!

#the little blonde asshole reign of terror continues LET'S GO #sjb lb

cel-brini

when you have a friend

#oh so they were in love love #fabian zetterlund #william eklund #ottawa senators #nhl #hockey

Trending Blogs

Last Seen Blogs

passenger seat scream machine