passenger seat scream machine

the streets are saying the sharks signed alex barré-boulet which is great news for people who believe in the tried and true method of eliminating your enemies by recruiting them to your cause

cap floor this, cap is going up that ..... there are cheaper ways to build a bad dcorps and more expensive ways to build a better one bro

see i would care if i were actually a san jose sharks fan ..... but don't get it twisted, i'm a san jose barracuda fan, you hear me

you ever read something that makes you say ‘okay’ very quietly

y’all never say sports can’t change hearts and minds i’m visiting my parents this week and my dad was like ‘you know … i don’t hate the chinese national mens soccer team so much anymore after watching this world cup’ and i was like YOOO WHAT HAPPENED bc his hatred of that team is truly generational and china isn’t even in the world cup?? and he was like ‘well seeing spain get embarrassed by cape verde, a country of half a million people, made me feel better about china always being embarrassed by other random countries like vietnam like it could be worse i guess’ 😭

i figured the otters coach must be pretty well connected because women's hockey and particularly high-level women's hockey is probably a pretty small world but when she was like "oh yeah we have some really good coaches in this year to teach at this girls camp" i was not expecting to spend the day helping olympic champion walter cup winner former montreal victoire and future pwhl san jose player etc etc ETC etc natálie mlýnková set up and run drills and yell at kids hello