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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

having a crush is so embarrassing i need to be lobotomized

I hate when people are like “so tell me about yourself :)”. What do you want like my trauma or my favorite color let’s be specific

i have no game when it comes to flirting, i just say raw unfiltered unhinged thoughts and hope something sticks

slut era (only wants to belong to someone and feel loved)

its fine, i don’t care (i care very much) (it’s eating me alive)

my fear of abandonment 🤝 someone’s tone changing

slut era (laying in bed at 9pm on a saturday night)

Bru i dont wanna fix him... just want to love him

apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

how do people get over things i have never gotten over anything in my entire life

why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

babygirl i can overthink things you’ve never even thought of in your life